PHONOGRAPH: In an ordinary city. On an ordinary street. In an ordinary library, one day an unusual story happened!
The librarian comes out.
LIBRARY: If you're looking for fun,
If you howl from idleness!
Stop jumping and jumping
Stop running and screaming!
It is better to take a book from the shelf,
Quietly sit down and read!
Sits down at the table. 1 girl appears, her face is covered by a wide book, she does not see where she is going, moves to the table and sits on the table, the librarian gets up and hints with a cough that the girl gets off the table. The girl turns away in the other direction, the librarian moves in the direction where the girl turned and repeats the cough again, the girl sits down at the table, the librarian knocks on the table. The girl hugs the librarian.
GIRL 1: Terrible! Don't ever give me a book like this again!!! (runs away)
Three boys appear, they shout at the interruption.
BOYS: Give us the detective - "Bony Hand"!!! (one pushes the other)
BOY 1: Give me the "Bony Hand" Very much!!!
BOY 2: No, let me! I need more!
BOY 3: The "boney hand" is mine!
LIBRARY: Unfortunately, all copies of The Bony Hand have run out, but according to my information, there is still one book left in the neighboring library!
BOYS (shouting): She's mine!!! (run away)
2 girls appear. She is dressed in her mother's clothes - high-heeled shoes, she is clearly too big, a hat, glasses.
GIRL 2: Please give me a book - "Passionate Love"!
LIBRARY: This is a book for adults!
GIRL 2: Can't you see that I am an adult!
Makes a circle around the table, demonstrating - what an adult she is! The librarian pokes her finger at the girl, she falls, shoes remain in her hands, the girl leaves crying.
Vovka appears with a book of fairy tales. The music is over.
VOVKA: Hello, do you have any other fairy tales? Preferably with pictures.
LIBRARY: I have a much more interesting book for you. It's called "Do It Yourself"!
VOVKA: Well, no! All by myself. Go to school, learn lessons, solve problems! I don't want to do anything myself! Whether it's in fairy tales: ask what you want! Everything will come true!!!
LIBRARY: Then you just need to get to Far Far Away. Remember, in a fairy tale there was such a kingdom!
VOVKA: Are you kidding, aunt! How do I get into the book!
LIBRARY: Look, stand here. What do you see?
(Vovka notices his shadow)
VOVKA: It's my shadow!
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LIBRARY: Now I'll take a miracle pencil and trace your shadow. And this little Vovka will live in a book, you know, only little boys can live in books, but you are the same with him, right?
VOVKA: Fact! Are you a sorceress?
LIBRARY: No. Well, what are you, I just regularly read the book "Do it yourself"! Well, go, my friend!!!
Music of transformation sounds. A poster unfolds on the wall, which depicts the big Book fairy tales. Vovka gets into the Fairy Tale! He wears a caftan and a hat.
VOVKA: Wow, that's great!!!
The Tsar appears, without a crown, with a molar brush and a bucket. He approaches the poster, which depicts a book with a gate to a fairy tale, and begins to paint them and sing a song:
I have mountain cakes!
And eat what to eat, and eat what to drink.
But I paint, I paint fences,
So as not to pass for a parasite!
VOVKA: King! And the king!?
KING: Oh, Lord! (music sounds - a commotion, on which the Tsar puts on a crown and sits on a throne, which is carried out by two servants.)
Oh! How scared I was! I already thought our fairy tales who took to read! And I'm like this!
VOVKA: No, it's me! And why are you painting the fence, you are the King!? Am supposed to do nothing!
KING: I know, but you will die of boredom from idleness!
VOVKA: You don't understand anything about Tsar's life! Tsar, you want a cake, you want ice cream, and he paints the fence!
TSAR: Oh, that's it! Parasite, then appeared? Hey guard! Cut off his head!
The guard menacingly attacks Vovka, he backs away. Sounds like a musical accent. The LIBRARY appears and turns this page of the Tale, running from one end to the other. The song "Sea - Sea" sounds. FROM right side two unfold a blue cloth that represents the sea. An old woman appears with a broken trough.
VOVKA (acts out that he escaped from the guards and ended up on another page): Brrr! Hello grandma! I would like to see the golden fish!
OLD WOMAN: Yes, here it is the sea, nearby. Would you ask my dear, the fish has a trough!
VOVKA: Well, yes, first give you a trough, and then washing machine… Get by! (Vovka turned to the sea) Hey, gold fish? You don't hear, do you? I would like you to….
VOVKA: Study again! Do not want!
VASILISSA THE WISE: (in turn) Then you, you see, you need to go to the Far Far Away Kingdom there are Two from the casket - the same from the face. Whatever you order, everything will be done for you! (together) Go straight, good riddance!
Music of transformation sounds. The LIBRARY appears and turns this page of the Tale, running from one end of the stage to the other. Music of the appearance of two. Two from the casket appear - identical from the face.
VOVKA: Are you really going to do everything for me?
TWO: (barking) YEAH!
VOVKA: Well, then make me cakes, (Two bend his fingers) What are you going to bend my fingers to?
TWO: It will be done!
Cheerful music sounds, on which the Two exchange fake sweets. Vovka runs around the stage with his mouth open and tries to catch these sweets, but he can't!
VOVKA: Stop, stop! What are you? Will you eat candy for me?
TWO: (with fear) YEAH!
VOVKA: Well, no! Then get back!
The music of the appearance of the Two, they disappear.
PHONEGRAM: For whom are hot pies with jam, cabbage, meat ....
VOVKA: (runs and looks backstage) Stove1 Let me eat soon! I'm hungry!
PHONOGRAPH: Please! Just chop wood, melt me, and knead the dough!
VOVKA: Well, two of the casket - the same from the face, chop wood, knead the dough!
Cheerful music sounds, on which Two run for props - firewood and a bucket with an ax. One - cuts the dough, and the other kneads the wood!
VOVKA: Stop, stop! That's not how it should be done! On the contrary! Got it?
TWO: (barking) YEAH!
Fun music sounds. The two changed places.
VOVKA: Stop, stop! Give me myself!
Fun music sounds. Vovka kneads the dough and the firewood takes everything backstage. There is a hiss and an explosion on the soundtrack, Vovka flies out with black pies.
VOVKA: What is this!? Black!?
PHONEGRAM: Well, why are you grimacing? Help yourself, bake it yourself, eat it yourself!
VOVKA: Thank you, I don’t want something!
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TWO: laugh
VOVKA: What are you laughing at?! Do you think I can't do anything like you?
TWO: (barking) YEAH!
Music of transformation sounds. A LIBRARY WORKER appears and tosses Vovka a book "Do It Yourself"
VOVKA: Yes, I'll prove it to you now! I want to do everything - at least a tub. Though the trough! (Running backstage, it sounds like working with instruments. All the heroes go on stage and look backstage.
Vovka takes out the trough.
OLD WOMAN: Fathers! Not really, Goldfish took pity?
VOVKA: No, Granny is me!
OLD WOMAN: Well done! And now build me a hut!
VOVKA: I still don't know how!
ALL: laugh.
OLD WOMAN: Hush!
(Everyone stopped laughing)
VOVKA: Well, come on, let's read how the huts are made here!
LIBRARY: If you want something to do,
You must try hard
So people don't laugh!
Don't be afraid, don't be shy
Go to the bookshelf!
Take the book off the shelf
You will find any answer in it!
Cheerful music sounds - bows !!!
Irena Kazantseva
"Vovka in distant kingdom". Holiday scenario for children of senior preschool age
presenter:
Once upon a time there was a boy named Vovka. Everyone was good boy: cheerful, funny, but only a terrible lazy person. He loved to lie on the couch and do nothing.
Mother (because of the curtain):
Vova, did you do your homework?
Vovka:
Mother:
Did you take out the trash can?
Vovka:
Mother:
Have you fed the cat?
Vovka:
Let him catch mice.
Mother (comes out from behind a screen with a broom):
Raise your legs. (Sweeps). You could at least do something. Signed up for the choir.
Vovka:
Do not want. You have to open your mouth wide. I'd rather sleep.
Mother:
Well, you're lazy with me!
A song is being performed "Lazy person" (Chichkov)
presenter:
Strongly Vovka fell asleep,
He didn't even blink.
What is he dreaming about?
I will look into his dream.
Phonogram. Two children bring in a sign "Library". The Librarian comes out and sits at the table.
Librarian:
Hello friend! I have a good one for you book: "Learn to do it yourself".
Vovka:
Yah! All by myself! And what a book this is. (Picks up book, reads.)
Phonogram
Vovka:
This royal life! Just do it and do nothing.
Phonogram. The tsar comes out from behind the screen with a brush and paints it to the music. Then he sings.
Tsar:
I have mountain cakes
And eat what to eat, and eat what to drink.
But I paint, I paint fences,
So as not to pass for a parasite.
All children (from seats):
But I paint, I paint fences,
So as not to pass for a parasite.
Vovka:
Wow! King, oh king!
The king nervously runs to the throne, quickly puts on the crown, holds the brush importantly in front of him, then, remembering, hides it behind his back.
Tsar:
Ah, it's you ... Oh, and I was scared! I thought that someone wanted to read the tale, and here I am in this form.
Vovka:
King, why are you painting the fence. You are supposed to do nothing.
The king gets down from the throne, puts the crown back on the throne.
Tsar:
Yes, I know! My job is to do nothing. Boredom! Let me paint the fence. Benefit and workout. Do you approve?
Vovka puts on the crown and climbs the throne.
Vovka:
Nope. You don't understand anything royal life. Do you want cake! Do you want ice cream! And he paints fences!
Tsar:
So, so… I see. I would give up my seat senior. Ali is not trained in school? Give me the crown. She is great for you.
Vovka:
Please.
Tsar:
So, cake?
Vovka:
Tsar:
Hey guard!
(boys of the 2nd group run in)
Cut off his head! Parasite.
Guard:
It's possible!
Phonogram (traps). The king goes to his place. The guard is chasing in a circle Vovka, then sits down. Vovka runs behind the screen and peeps from there.
Phonogram (puss in boots song). Dance of a cat and cats.
I personally know the king
Lost the cannibal.
I dressed well
And married the owner.
I inspire fear in all mice.
cats:
Puss in Boots.
Vovka:
They live happily
Everyone dances and sings.
Phonogram. There is a change of characters. Appears old woman.
Vovka:
Grandma, hello.
Old woman:
Hello, honey!
Vovka:
How can I see a goldfish?
Old woman:
Yes, there it is, the sea is nearby. I just don't recommend going. Listen to what happened to me.
Vovka:
Yes, I know, I know. Like I didn't read it. I'll agree with this fish in an instant.
Old woman:
Listen, kitty! Ask her for a trough, otherwise mine has completely collapsed.
Vovka:
Well, here's more! First, a trough, then give you a washing machine.
Old woman:
Where is it!
Vovka:
Okay, let's talk.
Old woman:
That's good. Have a good trip.
Phonogram. Dance of the goldfish and girls - waves.
Vovka:
Hey! Fish!
Rybka:
Well, what do you need older? (indignantly) What it is?
Vovka:
So, so… I want you first…
Rybka:
What! Have you wove a net? Did you throw it three times into the sea? Did you catch me? I didn’t hit a finger on a finger, but I still want to go there!
Phonogram. The wave girls are chasing Vovka he runs away. Vasilisa and the boys come out and line up in pairs for a dance.
Phonogram - Gypsy. Children are dancing.
Vovka:
Who are you?
Girls:
We are the wise Vasilisa.
Vovka:
If only I could learn some tricks.
Girls:
And we will teach.
Two boys bring attributes.
1st Vasilisa:
In the meadow by the river
May beetles lived:
Daughter, son, father and mother.
2nd Vasilisa:
Five boys - cubs
Mom put me to bed.
One can't sleep
And how many raspberries dream?
3rd Vasilisa:
And now the music lesson.
To learn to sing
We have patience.
And so that the lesson is not in vain with us,
Should we be:
1st Vasilisa:
Diligent,
2nd Vasilisa:
diligent,
4th Vasilisa:
And attentive.
Chorus:
And learn all the notes well.
A song is being performed "Notes" (Oliferova). One of the girls plays the metallophone.
Vovka:
Enough! Tired! At school they teach, teach, even here in a fairy tale they piled on!
1st Vasilisa:
Well, then you need to Far Far Away kingdom.
Vovka:
What didn't I see there?
2nd Vasilisa:
There live Two of the casket, the same from the face. Whatever you want, everything will be done for you.
Vovka:
Everything is everything? Well, thank you! Well, I went.
All Vasilisa:
Good riddance!
Phonogram. Change of scenery and attributes. coming out Vovka, looks back.
Vovka:
Hey! Two from the casket, the same from the face!
Phonogram. Two appear from the box.
Two from the chest:
Vovka:
Two from the chest:
Vovka:
And you, really, do everything for me you will?
Two from the chest:
Vovka:
Well, then make me, firstly, cakes ...
Two from the casket start to bend Vovka finger.
Vovka:
What are you, and bend my fingers you will?
Two from the chest:
Vovka:
Well, then secondly ... Well, bend it, bend it. Candy and ice cream. Yes, more!
Two from the chest:
Will be done!
Two of the casket open the chest.
Vovka:
Phonogram (Duet Donut and Syrupchik). Two from the casket eat the contents of the chest, Vovka stands, closing his eyes and opening his mouth, then walks around, looking into the mouth of the Two from the casket.
Vovka:
Stop! It turns out that you and candy are for me you will?
Two from the chest:
Vovka:
Oh no! Then get back!
Two of the caskets back behind the screen and drag the chest behind them.
Vovka:
What do you want to eat! ABOUT! Stove!
It turns out the girl is a stove.
Vovka:
Cookie, let me eat.
Stove:
Please! You chop wood, flood me, knead the dough, and eat your pies.
Vovka:
Hey, Two of the casket, the same from the face!
Two from the chest:
Vovka:
Did you hear what the stove said? Chop and knead!
Two from the chest:
Will be done!
Phonogram. Two of the chest are working.
Vovka:
Stop! Do you want me to stay hungry on purpose? Get out of here! I'll do everything myself! How am I going to put it all together! (Scratches in the back of the head) Something lazy. Come on, it's going to get fried anyway.
Brings firewood and dough behind the screen. Phonogram (4 chords). Sneezing, a girl comes out from behind the screen - a stove with a tray. There are black pies on the tray.
Stove:
Bon Appetit!
Vovka:
What is this?
Stove:
Like what? Your pies. Well, why are you grimacing? Bake it yourself, eat it yourself.
Vovka:
Nope, thanks. Do not want something.
Two of the chest laugh out loud from behind the screen.
Vovka:
What are you laughing at? Are you laughing at me? You think I can't do anything like you?
Two from the chest:
Vovka:
Too bad I don't have the tools. I would make this!
Two from the chest (comes out with tool box):
It's possible!
Vovka:
Eh, I just wish I could. The old woman would open her whole mouth.
Phonogram ( "The Locksmith's Song" Pinegin). Vovka works.
Phonogram (touch). Vovka comes out with a trough blowing on a finger. Everyone clap. The old woman approaches Vovka.
Old woman:
Fathers! Did the goldfish take pity?
Vovka:
No, grandma, it's me.
Old woman:
Phonogram ( "Two from the casket" Gusev). A general dance with bows is performed.
Scenario New Year's holiday for grades 1-4
The beginning of building a round dance
Leading: Good afternoon dear children and dear adults!
We are glad to welcome you to our holiday. What holiday do we have today?
Children: NEW YEAR!!!
Host: New Year!
New Year is a fairy tale holiday,
New Year is joy and laughter.
Dear children and adults,
I congratulate you all on the holiday.
Look, guys, what a wonderful Christmas tree we have.
What beautiful toys hang on it, and you are so smart, funny, which means that the time has come for us to start the holiday.
Yes, but what is the New Year without the Snow Maiden. Let's call her together.
Snow Maiden! Snow Maiden! Ay! Ay! Ay!
Exit Baba Yaga - 1 BYa
Baba Yaga. I'm coming, I'm coming, dear ones, I'm coming, I'm coming, dear ones! Here I am! Learned?
Children: Yes, Baba Yaga (bone leg)
The exit of the Snow Maiden and snowflakes.
Baba Yaga. But no! I'm called Snow Maiden, friends,
I'm not afraid of cold
I'm not afraid of the winter blizzard
And even friendly with her.
I learned from a magpie in the forest
That without the Snow Maiden there will be no ball.
Well, here I am, that same Snow Maiden is.
Baba Karga Exit - 2BY
Baba Karga. Who is it who calls himself the Snow Maiden?
Don't listen to her. Changeling.
Well, what kind of Snow Maiden are you?
I’m another matter: beautiful, one braid - braid to all braids!
Baba Yaga. Fu, scythe! Is it a scythe? (touches hair)
Well, and what a braid, but I have a hat and boots, like a real Snow Maiden.
Baba Karga. Fu, but should the Snow Maiden have such a hat? (looks at the cap with interest)
Moderator: So, what's the argument? Now we will find out which of you is the real Snow Maiden? That's who of you will light the Christmas tree, that means there will be a real Snow Maiden. (running around the Christmas tree, blowing, spitting, stomping, clapping)
BJ light up the Christmas tree
Baba Yaga. The Christmas tree is just sleeping, you need to wake it up.
Moderator: How to do it?
Baba Karga. Let's get together in a round dance,
Let's sing a song, the Christmas tree will hear, wake up, come to life and sparkle with different lights.
Leading: Well, let's go to the Christmas tree, we'll sing a song for her!
The song "Little Christmas tree is cold in winter"
Host: What a wonderful song. And the fir tree never woke up. So both of you are not real Snow Maidens. Guys, let's call the Snow Maiden again: Snow Maiden! Snow Maiden! Ay! Ay! Ay!
Come on, snowflake stars
Get in a circle soon
straighten your dresses
and dance merrily.
Exit of the Snow Maiden and snowflakes.
Snow Maiden. Hello guys! How glad I am to see you!
All the animals know me
The name is Snow Maiden
They play with me
And they sing songs.
And the bears are naughty
And hares are cowards, My friends! I love them very much!
Guys, you are beautiful! And the Christmas tree is so elegant, but for some reason it does not burn with lights. Yes! And where is Santa Claus?
Why can't I see him?
An old grandfather became, probably got lost in the forest again. We must help him. Guys, let's call him together with these words: “Santa FROST! We are waiting for you! Come to our House soon!
Oh, grandfather does not hear us Let's shout louder to him again. () 2-3 times
We didn't see each other for a whole year. Oh, where's grandpa? Probably delayed. Help me call Santa Claus. Deal?
BLOWING HOWL
Santa Claus. Oh-oh-oh-oh! Hello guys!
(children answer)
SANTA CLAUS:
Sounds dumb
Well, louder again -
Hello guys!
(children answer)
SANTA CLAUS:
Now your answer is good
I almost went deaf from him!
How did you grow up, how big have you become!
Did everyone recognize me?
(children answer: Santa Claus)
SANTA CLAUS:
Guys, I'm an old grandfather, I'm already five thousand years old!
In January and February I walk the earth
As soon as I get out of bed - blizzards rise!
When I shake my sleeve, everything will be covered with snow!
But now I'm very kind and I'm friends with the guys,
I won’t freeze anyone, I won’t catch anyone!
Happy New Year to you and happy holidays.
Snow Maiden. Grandpa, why is it that our Christmas tree does not shine, does not shimmer?
Santa Claus. Not in order - you need to decorate the Christmas tree. Winter decorates Christmas trees in the forest, and guys at the holiday ...
·Snow Maiden. Grandfather Frost, and our Christmas tree is already dressed up.
Santa Claus. Dressed up? And where are the children's smiles on the Christmas tree, where is the festive mood?
Snow Maiden. (astonished). But how do you hang them there?
Santa Claus. And very simply
The game "We will hang the balls .."
Snow Maiden. Oh, what a beautiful Christmas tree, but the lights don't burn.
Santa Claus.
What's this? What a mess!
There are no lights on your Christmas tree!
To make the tree burst into flames,
You use the words:
"Surprise us with beauty,
Elka, turn on the lights!
FANFARE New Year 2015
Song "Russian Santa Claus"
Santa Claus. What a wonderful song! Well done boys!
Snow Maiden. Play with us Grandpa.
The game "Forward 4 steps, back 4 steps"
Snow Maiden. And let's sing one more song - a repeat song. Listen carefully to my song and repeat every second line with me.
Song - Repeat.
Baba Yaga. Grandpa, and the children - how much they love you, how much they know about you! And they're playing the game now.
Let's play a game -
I ask you a question
You give me the answer
"Yes" shout or "no".
Baba Karga.
Santa Claus is a cheerful old man,
Likes jokes and jokes. - Yes!
Baba Yaga.
Santa Claus is a good old man,
Wears a hat and galoshes. - No!
Baba Karga. He knows songs, riddles. - Yes!
Baba Yaga. Eat all your chocolates! - No!
Baba Karga. He will light the Christmas tree for the children. - Yes!
Baba Yaga. He wears shorts and a t-shirt! - No!
Baba Karga. Santa Claus brings gifts. - Yes!
Baba Yaga. Does he drive a foreign car? - No!
Baba Karga. Is Santa Claus afraid of the cold? - No!
Baba Yaga. Is he friends with the Snow Maiden? - Yes!
Santa Claus. And now, my dear granddaughters and grandchildren, I invite you to ride with me on a steam locomotive
Game "Steam locomotive"
At this time, Cat Matroskin hides his mitten.
Thumbelina. Grandpa, have you lost anything?
Santa Claus. Oh, where's my mitten?
Cat Matroskin. And you take it! (throws to children)
Music. Game "Mitten".
Cinderella. (takes pity on grandfather, gives him a mitten) Grandfather is tired, he is melting. Guys, let's go for it! (blowing)
Ataman and robbers. Guys, I heard you love to play. Hall reaction.
Let's play the game "Christmas trees - stumps": at the word "Christmas trees" - we get up, raising our hands up, at the word "stumps" - we sit down.
The game "Christmas trees-stumps"
Santa Claus.
Very guys, I love to joke:
To grab someone by the cheeks or by the nose.
And who will not be able to escape from Grandfather,
That will be a funny poem for us to read.
Music. Freeze game! (according to the results of the game, 8-11 people turn out to be near the Christmas tree)
Reading poetry. Sweet prizes.
Baba Yaga. Granddad! How do you like my suit? True, according to the latest fashion? Baba Karga. Nonsense! Mine is better!
Baba Yaga. No it's mine! You will argue, I'll lie!
Baba Karga. This is how I move you!
Snow Maiden. You're guessing wrong whose suit is better! We need to have a competition!
Baba Yaga. Yes! And in a fair competition, I will win! Let all the guests and various small things come here. Baba Karga. Exactly! Let's go in a circle to the music, and I will be the jury and the first place will be mine! Look, Baba Yaga, that girl over there has nothing ...
Baba Yaga. And the boy looks quite...
Snow Maiden. We need to have a competition.
Defile of children in costumes. Santa Claus rewards them with sweets.
Exit of the Snow Maiden and snowflakes. From 0 to 18, from 1.35 to the end.
Snow Maiden:
It's time, friends, you need to say goodbye. I congratulate everyone from the bottom of my heart. Let New Year Welcomed by both adults and kids.
Santa Claus:
Carnival sparkles bright
The kids are having fun
New Year gifts
It's time to receive.
Goodbye, kids
Goodbye, tree
Our Happy New Year
Remember for a long time!
The beginning of building a round dance
The characters organize the children and take them away by train to classes.
Scenario New Year's performance
"Vovka in the distant kingdom"
Characters:
teacher
Vovka
Tsar
Anfisa
The newest Russian grandmothers: Matryona and the Flower
Baba Yaga
gold fish
One-eyed famously
Santa Claus
Snow Maiden
2 buffoons
Vovka
Music sounds
Vovka comes out, throws his briefcase
Everyone has a vacation, but I have tests, deuces need to be corrected. Now it would be like in a fairy tale: “At the command of the pike, at my will!” Eh
The teacher comes out. She decorates the tree.
Teacher Maria Ivanovna
Winter in the city again
And blizzards commotion.
We have a wonderful holiday
The New Year is coming to us!
A fairy tale will come to us on a holiday -
Games, Christmas tree, round dance.
New Year is coming
Children are full of worries.
New Year's is on its way
He will make all your dreams come true!
We'll be in a moment
In the distant kingdom.
How to celebrate the New Year
In this state?
Addressing the boys:
Are you guys ready for a fairy tale? (Children answer)
Then listen to the riddles:
(the teacher makes trick riddles, and Vovka answers in rhyme)
In more often, head up,
Howls with hunger (giraffe) - wolf
Who knows a lot about raspberries?
Clubfoot, brown (wolf) - bear
Daughters and sons
Teaches grunt (ant) - pig
Who loves to run on branches?
Of course, the red (fox) is a squirrel
Fastest of all from fear
Rushing (turtle) - hare
A woolly (crocodile) - a ram passed along the mountain steep
Well done boys. And you, Vovka, don’t know how to solve riddles, you have -2 in Russian, 0 2 in mathematics, even 2 in labor. Can’t you do anything yourself?
Vovka
All by myself, I'm tired. Toli business - royal life. Just do it and do nothing.
teacher
Everything is clear with you, Vovka. You need to visit a distant kingdom, learn your mind, and the guys will help you.
(music plays)
Everyone knows: in the New Year
If you wish
Miracles happen
The story comes to life.
(Vovka falls asleep. Voice-over:
“Sleep, Vovka, and listen: you will end up in a distant kingdom, experience many adventures, meet different heroes, but only one of them will teach you what to do. Magic snowflakes will help you find it"
(change of scenery: throne, inscription "Far Far Away Kingdom", fence)
(Vovka wakes up, stretches)
Vovka
Oh, what a dream I had - as if I found myself in a fairy tale. (calling) Maria Ivanovna! (listens, looks around, reads the inscription syllable by syllable) Three-de-vya-th-e kingdom.
Ouch! So this is not a dream! And I'm in this outfit! I'm unhappy! (clothing is prepared on the desk. Vovka finds it and changes clothes)
Oh, just right! Exactly what is needed!
(takes a snowflake from the desk)
What else is this? Ah, I remembered! It's a magical snowflake! She will help you find someone.
(reads) "He is the most important on earth"
(thinks) King or what?
(the king appears on the stage with a bucket and a large brush. He begins to paint the fence and sings at the same time)
Tsar
I have mountains of gold
And eat what to eat, and eat what to drink.
But I paint, I paint fences,
So as not to pass for a parasite.
Vovka
King, oh king!
(the tsar runs to the throne, puts on the crown, takes the scepter and orb, then sees Vovka, sighs with relief)
Tsar
How you scared me! I thought I don't know who complained.
(removes the crown, puts down the scepter and orb, goes to the fence, continues to paint)
Vovka
King, oh king!
Tsar
What do you want?
Vovka
Are you a king?
Tsar
Well the king!
Vovka
King, why are you painting fences? You're supposed to do nothing!
Tsar
Yes, I know! But if you do nothing, you can die of boredom. Here I am painting the fence. Both benefit and workout. And then I'm not really a king, but a fabulous one. Do you approve?
Vovka
No - a! (Sits on the throne, puts on the crown)
You are the king. You want a cake, you want ice cream, and he paints the fences. Ha-ha-ha!
Tsar
So! Understandably! Would you have given up your seat to the elder, or have you not been trained at school?
Vovka
Please! (Rises, the king sits on the throne)
Tsar
Give - to the crown - then here. She is big for you.
Vovka
Please! (Takes off the crown and gives it back)
Tsar
(puts on crown) So you're talking about cake?
Vovka
(Licking) Yeah!
Tsar
I'll have to cut off your head!
Vovka
For what?! (Horrified)
Tsar
Parasite! Loafer and lazy person rolled into one!
Vovka
No, I can do something!
Tsar
So what?
Vovka
I can sing, dance, I have five in music!
Tsar
Come on, have fun! I haven't heard anything new in a long time.
Vovka
Guys, help. And then my head off my shoulders! Let's sing a song.
The song sounds.
Tsar
Well done, Vovka! Good song! Forgive me for now. And now look how we have fun in our distant kingdom. Hey, pea jesters, come on, amuse us, have fun!
Skomorokh 1
Hello people, honest children,
Are you squeamish, aren't you?
Are you obedient or what?
However, it's all rubbish!
Skomorokh 2
Come on, come on!
Just take care of your pockets!
Come, honest people, God's people,
Covered with matting!
For a copper penny, we will show everything like that and so!
Skomorokh 1
Please, dear guests! Please!
Fun and joy to you!
We have been waiting for you for a long time!
We can't start the holiday without you!
Skomorokh 2
We have something for everyone
And the place and the word!
We have in store for you fun for every taste.
To whom - a fairy tale, to whom - a song, to whom - a dance!
Skomorokh 1
The best and favorite fun is the game! We will tell you different news, if it’s joyful, then shout loudly “Hurrah!”, And if not very good - “Whoo!”
(take turns reading)
-On our New Year's celebration came
Great guys! ("Hooray!)
- Pretty girls here! (Hooray!)
- And dirty boys! (Woo!)
- Sorry, smart boys here! (Hooray!)
- Every second here is a loser! (Woo!)
- Every first smart girl! (Hooray!)
- The New Year is coming soon! (Hooray!)
- We're on vacation! (Hooray!)
- They will last one day! (Woo!)
- No, two weeks! (Hooray!)
- Santa Claus has prepared delicious gifts for us! (Hooray!)
- big jar mustard! (Woo!)
- No! Tasty candy! (Hooray!)
Skomorokh 2
Let's spend fun relay race with candy!
Music sounds.
(hold the baton, pass fake sweets)
(A terrible roar and roar is heard, the king puts on headphones)
Vovka
What is this noise?
Tsar
This is my blood, my beloved daughter - Princess Anfisa came.
Save yourself who can.
Anfisa
Spread out here!
Broke down here! (Pushing the cat with his foot)
(Touches the Christmas tree with his hand) It pricks here! Dad! (the king runs up, blows on his finger) Puffed up here! (pushing the king)
Vovka
Is this your daughter?
Tsar
What can you do. The costs of education.
Vovka
You said - beloved daughter, blood.
Tsar
Of course, but isn't it, she drank all the blood! (Anfisa roars)
Vovka
(Anfisa) Stop crying. You are a princess! If I had a ball, I would be a prince. You want cake. You want ice cream. And what do you want?
Anfisa
What do I want? What do I want? I don't want anything! (roars)
Tsar
Well, it's started again! Vovka cheer her up, you can!
Vovka
In general, my favorite lesson is a break, and during a break my favorite lesson is chatter!
Anfisa
Hurrah? This I love!
Music sounds. Vovka and Anfisa are hustling and exercising.
Let our feet dance
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along louder to us.
Clap louder for us!
Let our hands dance
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along louder to us.
Clap louder for us!
Let our tummy dance!
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along louder to us.
Clap louder for us!
Let our ears dance!
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along louder to us.
Clap louder for us!
And this is how tails dance!
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along louder to us.
Clap louder for us!
We will never get tired!
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along louder to us.
Clap louder for us!
Tsar
And Anfisa cheered up. Well done, Vovka!
Anfisa
Vovka is a carrot!
Vovka
Anfiska - a rat, a rotten radish, rolled on the floor, left without a tail.
Anfiska
(Screaming) Daddy! He calls names!
Tsar
You, Vovka, have gone too far. Offend the king's daughter! Guard!
Music sounds. (Grandmas enter, helmets (helmets) on the head, halberds in the hands.)
Matryona
Was the guard called?
Tsar
The guard was called, and who are you?
Anfisa
And where is the real guard?
flower
They are in tatters!
Matryona
You yourself are in tatters. They are in a nervous state, they are stuck at the computer!
Tsar
And who are you?
grandmother
The newest Russian grandmas!
We came to you for an hour.
Hey! Bonjour! Hello!
Well, please meet us.
You are very lucky!
(chanting)
Music sounds. We will, we will, grandmas! (4 times)
flower
Well, did you call me, father?
Tsar
And I already forgot.
Anfisa
But I haven't forgotten! Catch Vovka as soon as possible and poke your ears harder so as not to be teased!
Vovka
Oh, guys, save me, let me through. And stop them!
Music sounds. Vovka runs away, the grandmothers catch up, the tsar and Anfiska join them.
(Vovka on stage)
What, got caught?! Hold your pocket wider! Hey, Anfiska, you have a rat in your pocket. Hey, Tsar Athanasius, seven by eight, eight by seven! And I found another snowflake!
(Vovka runs across the stage, removes the snowflake from the throne)
Anfisa
Hold it!
Tsar
Guard! Grab it! (the king with Anfisa run away for Vovka)
flower
Hey, Matryon, how did we get here?
Matryona
Don't talk, Klavk. I don't understand anything. She was torn off the stove.
flower
From which slab is it, reinforced concrete?
Matryona
From gas! I cooked a festive dinner. And here - on you! In some kind of fairy tale, Santa Claus jokes turned out to be no different!
flower
Yes, not without reason they say: how do you celebrate the New Year
Matryona
Serves you right! I always said: "Who gets up early"
flower
He gets everyone!
Matryona
That's not what I wanted to say! Who gets up early, he sings songs!
flower
And I love to sing, well, if we are here, let's sing with the guys.
The song sounds.
(Vovka runs in the snow, in tinsel, reads the words on the snowflake)
Vovka
There is no older in the universe.
flower
Oh, who came to us! Santa Claus! Did you bring us gifts?
Matryona
What are you, Klavka? What is Santa Claus. This is the same lazy and robber Vovka!
Vovka
What am I lazy?!
Matryona
Yes, you are a loser, you won’t be able to guess a single riddle!
Vovka
And do you know how?
flower
But how! Come on, Matryon, guess.
Matryona
All year round in a green coat
In small needles.
Each round dance led
flower
I know it's a crocodile!
Matryona
What are you, is there a crocodile with needles?
flower
No, it's a hedgehog!
Matryona
Well, are there green hedgehogs?
flower
Then it's a crocodile that sat on a hedgehog.
Matryona
Oh, grandmother, you didn’t listen to the riddle, so you got confused. Let the children guess.
All year round in a green coat,
In small needles.
Each round dance led
In the New Year under the (Christmas tree)
Vovka
(laughs at grandmas)
And they said that you know how to guess! Now let me guess. I am the most the best specialist for solving mysteries!
Matryona
We will see this again! Here is the first one:
Run uphill
From the mountain somersault! (Children: hare)
Vovka
And I don't agree. These are monkeys by the name of Macacus, who wanted bananas, and since bananas grow on high mountain, then the Macaque ran to this mountain and said: “Give me, give me bananas!” Well, they gave him! Then they gave it again, then they caught up and added more. He flew off the mountain somersault!
Matryona
Well enough. The second riddle:
Antoshka stands on one leg, smiling at the sun. What is it called? (Children: sunflower)
Vovka
And here it is not. These are monkeys named Makak, and named Anton.
Matryona
Why is he on one leg?
Vovka
Because he has a banana in the other.
flower
It's strange, a banana in the leg, but what about the hands?
Vovka
And his hands are busy. He scratches them.
Matryona
So the third riddle:
Winter and summer in one color. (Children: tree)
Vovka
Again wrong.
Matryona
Is it possible that Anton monkeys by the name of Makak again?
Vovka
But no! It's me, Vovka - magnificent and famous!
flower
And in my opinion, you're just a famous bouncer!
Vovka
Am I a boaster?
flower
You are a boaster!
Matryona
Well, stop arguing. People around. Let's have some fun!
Music. Dance. (At the end, the grandmas leave)
(Change of scenery. Baba Yaga sweeps the floor near the hut)
Baba Yaga
In our forest on New Year's Eve
The blizzard covered the path,
Why, who's to say why?
Nobody loves Babka-Hedgehog?
(referring to children)
Well, the guests have come. Fu-you, well-you, bast shoes are bent. Oh-oh-oh. It became interesting to live in the forest: solid jokes. Yesterday, for example, Koschey called, the villain drove off to the Canary Islands. You see it's cold in the forest. And Vodyanoy there too: he went to circumnavigation. He's probably floating on his belly. I also found a floating teletubby. What is happening! What is happening! Ugh!
Vovka
Hello, Baba Yaga!
Baba Yaga
Who is that? Are you trying the case, or are you crying out of the case?
Vovka
Oh, you old hag, you bone leg, you would first give me a drink, feed me, take a steam bath. And then I would ask.
Baba Yaga
I've read fairy tales! Well, the youth went! What is a hotel to you? And well, the retreat has gone! They walk around here, fool around, swear at their grandmother. If you were Ivan Tsarevich, then I would talk to you!
Vovka
And how old are you, Baba Yaga?
Baba Yaga
Yes, I'm still young, 300 years old. Recently celebrated an anniversary.
Vovka
(Reads) There is no older in the Universe.
That's what I need you!
Baba Yaga
What do you need, well done?
Vovka
I want my wishes to come true.
Baba Yaga
First, fulfill my wish, and then we'll see. I want to dance, I want to stretch my bones.
Vovka
It's easy! The guys will help me.
Music. Dance. A game.
Baba Yaga
Oh, they're dead. Okay, honey, I'll help you. Here's another magical snowflake for you, and let the goldfish fulfill your desires. (Gives Vovka a snowflake)
Vovka
(Reading) "Wishmaster"
So this is the Goldfish. (calling) Hey, Golden fish!... Did you fall asleep in the adit?
Music sounds. Soap bubbles appear from the waves.
Goldfish appears, yawns, does not look at Vovka.
gold fish
What do you want, old man? (looks at Vovka) Huh? What's happened?
Vovka
Gee-gee, golden fish! So this is what I want
gold fish
What? And you wove a net, and you threw it into the sea three times, and you caught me? I didn’t hit a finger on a finger, but everything was there - “I want!”
Vovka
Well, here it is written in Russian in white: "The Executor of all desires." Is that you?!
gold fish
Well, in general, I fulfill desires, but not all, and it still needs to be earned.
Vovka
Well, at least do one thing! Play with us.
gold fish
Well, so be it! I announce the game "The sea worries once." While the music is playing, you are dancing. As soon as the music stops and you should freeze, depicting some interesting figure and don't move. Whoever moves will be my prisoner.
Music. Dance. (The music is interrupted 6 times, the children freeze. Those who have moved are taken to the stage by the heroes)
gold fish
And you, my prisoners, must complete the task, and then you are free. Answer in rhyme:
If it's a fish, it has a smile,
If this is a fish - she has (smile),
If it's a fish, it has (smile)
If this is a fish, she has (Smilebina)
If this is a fish, she has (smiles)
Well, thanks guys, have fun with you. And I give Vovka a magic snowflake. (gives snowflake to Vovka)
Vovka
Snowflake again. Well, what is it? In a fairy tale no one can grant a wish!
gold fish
Well, there are two from the casket in the distant kingdom, identical from the face. They grant wishes. Yes, it hurts to go far. Okay, I'll take you on a shortcut.
Music sounds. Everyone goes through obstacles.
(There is a casket on the stage)
Vovka
(knocks) Hey, two from the chest, the same from the face! (nothing happens. Vovka opens the chest, takes the note, reads it)
“There were, but they all left!”
Yes, what kind of distant kingdom is this, a magical state. What you don't get, you don't have.
Music sounds. Grannies come out.
Matryona
Well, are you making noise, are you making noise?
Vovka
You again?! And where are these two, who are the same from the face?
Matryona
You see, Flower, now you and I are two from the chest, the same from the face!
flower
Yes, God forbid to be the same with you from the face.
Matryona
Look at yourself, a miracle in feathers!
flower
(looks around) Oh, really, in feathers. I've been nibbling geese. And suddenly: bang - bang, and I'm here.
Matryona
I am tormented by vague doubts, whose handiwork is this?
Vovka
Heh heh!
flower
Ouch. Honey, we forgot about you. What do you want?
Vovka
And what, you will fulfill my desires?
grandmother
Aha!
Vovka
Okay! First, a cake (bends a finger). Secondly (grandmothers bend his finger)
What is it, you will bend your fingers for me?
grandmother
Aha!
Vovka
Well, let's. So, secondly: ice cream, thirdly: different sweets and more!
Matryona
Well, there was no ice cream in the Far Far Away kingdom, but we can get a loaf.
(grandmothers lead a round dance around Vovka)
As we baked a loaf on Vovka's name day. Such a height, such a low, such a width, such suppers. Loaf, loaf, open your mouth wider!
(Vovka closes his eyes, opens his mouth, the grandmas give him a loaf, Vovka opens his eyes.
Vovka
Wow! (bites, grabs a tooth, whines)
Matryona
Vovka, when did you have a name day?
Vovka
(unintelligible mumbles) Wow!
flower
Oh, in May. Well, what did you want, the loaf is already stale.
Matryona
So, what else can you get?
Vovka
Thanks, ate!
flower
Yes, Matryon, we were guilty before Vovka, then there is no straight face on him.
Matryona
Right now, we will return his face.
(sings a ditty)
I danced in three legs
Lost boots.
looked back,
My boots are worth it!
Eh, well, guys, dance more cheerfully, make Vovka laugh!
Music. Dance. (grandmothers leave)
Vovka
Well, far away kingdom! Don't understand what's going on. Oh, so my snowflake has not yet been read (pulls out, reads)
“Sometimes children are afraid of him”
Well, who is it? I'm not afraid of anyone at all. Guys, are you afraid of anyone? (Children answer)
Scary music. Famously One-Eyed appears.
Famously
Who here said that he was not afraid of anyone?
Vovka
Yes, I haven't seen this yet. No wonder they say: "Do not wake famously while it is quiet"
Famously
You guessed it! I am Famously One-Eyed! They sent me for you!
Music. Chase. Vovka runs away from Likho. (Run out of the room)
Baba Yaga
(with cast iron, looking around)
Yes, no one. Got rid of Vovka. Everything goes according to plan. Then you can safely prepare the potion.
(puts cast iron, conjures)
Chufyr - Fufyr changed the guard.
Fufyr - chufyr two from the casket - also my scam.
The most important thing remains:
Sounds like magical music.
Crocodiles, mice, goats.
I will conjure Frost.
Santa Claus will be a brawler,
A real bully!
(Likho appears)
Baba Yaga
Yeah, famously, he showed up, not dusty.
Famously
Why? Even very dusty. (Shakes off, dust flies)
Baba Yaga
Where is Vovka? (sneezes)
Famously
I lured him to a place where he will never return! (sniffs the air near the cast iron)
What do we cook? Who will we take out?
(Baba Yaga silently conjures)
Do not respect, Granny, do not deign to answer.
Baba Yaga
Chiki - chiki - scat, bend in half!
(Fascinatingly bends sharply, groans, slowly unbends)
Famously
Nk, of course, how to grab someone, neutralize, like this: “It’s famously, please”, but how to talk, like this - “bend over”
Baba Yaga
Yes, I'm preparing a potion, I have no time. Look, take care of the children for now, otherwise they are peeping, distracting me.
(continues to chirp)
Famously
I am famously one-eyed.
I love scaring people.
My favorite game -
Shout and repeat.
Do you guys know how to scream loudly? I will pronounce the phrase, and then you repeat after me, loudly and amicably.
Oh, piri, tiki, tomba.
Oh, mousse, mousse, mousse.
Ole, ole, ole.
About pikim, be-be.
Oh le-ba-ba, oh le.
Tse-e, ka-a, rice.
Rice, rice, mango.
Sa-ah, samango.
Hurrah, hurray, oh Likho!
Well, thanks guys, took the soul.
Baba Yaga
Which one, such a game! I almost ruined the potion because of your kukaryamba!
Famously
So, what is the potion anyway?
Baba Yaga
(whispering) Witchcraft potion for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Ts-s-s!
(Rumble behind the scenes, Vovka runs in with a slingshot, shouting loudly)
Vovka
Get down!
(Baba Yaga and Likho clash their foreheads and freeze, looking at Vovka in horror)
What the hell, villains. I figured out your intrigues, did you decide to get rid of me?
Baba Yaga
Well, scared. I thought war. And here you are, worse than war.
(shows Likho's fist)
Somebody is unhappy.
Vovka, you didn’t understand, it was a joke, a practical joke. Really, Liho?
Famously
Aha!
Baba Yaga
We've prepared a surprise for you. We found Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, now we will call them, they will come to us at the Christmas tree.
Vovka
Hooray! Let's call them!
Famously
Santa Claus, come out, vile coward!
Baba Yaga
Snow Maiden, prophetic kaurka, stand in front of me like a leaf in front of grass!
Music. Grandmothers come out in the clothes of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden
flower
(to Matryona) I don't recognize you in makeup. Who are you? Spiderman? Not! Harry Potter?
Matryona
But I recognize you in any make-up. Thought it was fresh, but it's still the same.
(referring to the audience)
Oh. Kids, and uncles, and aunts,
I have a question for you:
Are you waiting for Santa Claus here?
Well, then I am Santa Claus!
flower
Well, if you are Santa Claus, then I am a ballerina.
Matryona
What are you, a ballerina?
flower
Anastasia Volchkova!
Matryona
Well, if you are a ballerina, and even Volchkova, then spin like a top!
Let's do a New Year's Eve!
(Hold a relay race with hats, scarves, mittens and felt boots)
Music.
Vovka
And where are the real Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden?
Matryona
I came up with! Let's go to,
We will find it ourselves.
So that our school people
Happy New Year!
Baba Yaga
Look. What nimble.
Young business people.
Your nose has not grown yet
To find where Santa Claus is.
Vovka
Oh, you old hag, you bewitched him. What are we to do now?
Music. Anfisa enters with a magnifying glass, followed by the king.
Anfisa
Well, you, Vovan, got it! I followed the trail for a long time and finally found you!
Vovka
What do I have to do with it? This is all Baba Yaga conjures, fools her head!
Tsar
Ah, is that it? Again for the old! Do we conjure without a license? A fine of a million euros!
Baba Yaga
Oh, what are you, Athanasius, what is the fine? The pension was delayed. I have lived for 200 years, I have been pissing, I have been moonlighting on Christmas trees.
Anfisa
Or you immediately tell me where Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden are, or
Baba Yaga
Well, you can't joke! Yes, I am kindness itself, right, Likho? Ask kindly!
Vovka
Grandma Yaga, please!
Baba Yaga
To open all paths
And Frost could come to us,
Try on the tree
Find a snowflake!
(Vovka finds a snowflake with the guys)
Vovka
I think I understand, I need to read everything!
(is reading)
He is the most important on earth
There is no older in the universe.
Maker of all desires
And white fur on a fur coat,
Beard almost to the waist
Has a mustache and a red nose
Come on, children, answer
Who is this? (Santa Claus)
Music sounds. Santa Claus and Snow Maiden enter.
Santa Claus
Hello my dear children!
Hello my golden suns!
How glad I am to see you
My favourites!
How glad I am to see you
My beautiful!
I rejoice in your wonderful laughter!
Glad for your beautiful smiles!
Hello, Vovka! I heard about your adventures. Well, what did you learn in the distant kingdom?
Vovka
I realized that you need to try to do everything yourself!
Santa Claus
Well, what about desire?
Vovka
I have one wish. Have fun celebrating the New Year!
Snow Maiden
Let's meet with a cheerful song
We are happy new year!
Near the Christmas tree elegant
Let's spin our dance!
The song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest"
Santa Claus
Dancing, games, round dance -
Everyone welcomes the New Year.
And for you my friends
I saved the game too.
Music. Snowball game.
Snow Maiden
Today you sang and danced.
But they didn't read poetry.
Maybe someone will read
We have a poem about the New Year!
(Children read poetry)
Santa Claus
You guys I wish
Don't be lazy, don't get sick.
Read a hundred thousand books
Dad and ma do not upset.
I visited you today
And now it's time for me to go.
Looking forward to New Year's Eve
Grandpa's kids are everywhere.
Snow Maiden
I wish you success in the New Year,
More cheerful, sonorous laughter!
Let bad weather bypass you,
Happy new year friends!
With new happiness!
Final song.