Funny tales based on roles for a drunk company. Bedtime story. Magical Birthday

What does a baby need to sleep peacefully and soundly? Of course bedtime stories! Short good fairy tales for the night will calm the baby and give wonderful dreams.

"Magic Birthday"

Today is Katyusha’s birthday, she is 5 years old. The girl woke up very early good mood. "Hooray! Gifts, cake and guests!” she thought. Katya put her feet in slippers and ran to her parents.

Mom, dad, get up! It's my birthday!

Yes, daughter, we congratulate you, dear. Now you will receive a gift.

Katyusha closed her eyes and jumped with impatience, first on one leg, then on the other. Finally, mom and dad gave gifts to their daughter. Dad took out a large doll from the box with long hair, and mom has a beautiful fluffy dress, like a real princess. The parents kissed their daughter on both cheeks. The happy girl ran to the nursery to look at the new clothes.

Mommy, can I wear a dress?” she shouted.

Of course, just don't get it dirty or tear it. In the evening, when the guests come, you will be in it,” she warned mother, father went to work, and I'm going to the store for a cake. Be smart: behave well and don't open the door to anyone.

When her mother left, Katya put on her dress and ran to show off in front of the mirror. The dress was peach color, with a full skirt, and decorated with flowers on the chest.

How beautiful I am in it,” Katyusha praised herself, “Oh, my mother’s pearl necklace will go very well with this dress!”

The girl ran and took out her mother’s jewelry box. Katya pulled out the beads from the pearls and put them around her neck.

That’s better! - Katya was delighted and began to jump and spin in front of the mirror.

Suddenly, the string of beads broke and the pearls scattered across the room.

“Oh no,” Katya whispered with horror, “these are my mother’s favorite beads.” She will be very upset. I'm a bad daughter!

Katyusha sat down on the floor and burst into tears.

Suddenly, something rang above her ear. The girl raised her eyes, full of tears, and saw a butterfly.

How did you get here? “Probably flew into the window,” Katya asked and wiped her eyes.

When the tears dried, Katya noticed that this was not an ordinary butterfly. It was a tiny girl, only with wings.

Fairy!,” Katya exclaimed, “but fairies only exist in fairy tales.”

“We very rarely show ourselves to people,” the fairy said in a thin voice, “only as a last resort.” You good girl, and your tears were so bitter! Good children shouldn't cry, especially on their birthday. So I was sent to help your grief.

Katyusha told how she took her mother’s beads without asking and tore them.

The fairy waved her with a magic wand and the pearls flew into the air, lined up in a row, and were strung on a thread.

Katya couldn’t believe her eyes - the beads were whole and unharmed. She took them carefully and put them back in the box.

Thank you, thank you very much,” the girl thanked.

Please, just never take other people's things without asking again! And now,” said the fairy, “I want to show you our country,” none of the people have seen it. This is my birthday present to you.

The fairy sat on the girl's shoulder, and they found themselves in a magical land.

It was a huge green meadow. A large lake sparkled in the center. Mirror fish frolicked in its crystal clear water. And a rainbow spread over the lake, shimmering with all colors. Wonderful flowers grew around, Katya had never seen anything like them. In almost every flower there was a fairy, similar to her friend. “They probably live in flowers,” the girl thought. The fairy told Katya about her country, then they swam in the lake, sat on the rainbow, dangling their legs, laughed and made faces at their reflection in the mirror lake.

Suddenly a loud knock was heard.

“Mom is back,” the girl realized, “it’s time to go back.”

Katya said goodbye to the inhabitants of the fairy-tale land and promised to be obedient. The fairy waved her magic wand, and Katyusha found herself at home.

Mom returned from the store with huge cake in hand.

Oh, how elegant you are in this dress, daughter. By the way, my pearl necklace will suit you very well, try it on.

Katya laughed and hugged her mother. It was the best birthday of her life. Magical Birthday!

Let short good bedtime stories will become a good tradition and will bring you and your baby closer.

If you want to congratulate the hero of the day in a non-standard and fun way, then a funny fairy tale scenario for adults will come to your aid. It will not require any active actions on the part of the guests; the participants will just have to pronounce their duty phrase on time. Of course, funny scenes fairy tales for adults are held in honor of the hero of the occasion. Therefore, they require his direct participation. Let us give an example of such a poetic work.

Distribution of roles

The host of the festive event, who will read out the script of the fairy tale for adults, assigns certain roles to the guests. In accordance with them, participants put pre-prepared hats on their heads (they will need to cut out images of animals and stick them on a headband made of paper). Each role is assigned a specific statement.

Phrases for characters:

· Bear (celebrant of the day): “Friends, thank you for coming!”

· Fox: “Here you go!”

· Hare: “We’re sitting so well, friends!”

· Hedgehog: “Well, it’s such a party!”

· Boar: “Will you treat me to a cigarette?”

Addition

During the reading of the congratulations, all characters (except for the hero of the occasion) will shout “Happy Birthday” in unison, which they should be warned about in advance. Guests must listen carefully to the host so as not to miss their cues. This unusual and funny fairy tale scenario for adults can be included in any program dedicated to an “adult” birthday.

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Once upon a time at the edge of the forest

The beast all gathered in the hut,

To celebrate a birthday together

And congratulations to the birthday bear.

The animals sat down at the table,

Talk about this and that.

And all in one moment

Suddenly they shouted “Happy Birthday!”

Lisa is already a little drunk,

She said in surprise, “Here you go!”

And the bunny is a gray coward

He looked timidly from under the table

And he spoke openly, without hiding:

“We’re having such a great time, friends!”

Only the hedgehog was not in the mood.

He, seeing the general confusion,

Imposingly lounging on the sofa

And he said loudly, “Well, it’s a so-so party.”

But the animals are upon him

didn't pay attention

And again in chorus

"Happy Birthday!" shouted.

And the bear is the hero of the day,

Opening your arms,

He whispered embarrassedly:

The fox, pouring wine for the target,

Suddenly she sharply shouted: “Here you go!”

Here the little bunny, noticeably emboldened,

He said, as if in a chant:

“We’re having such a great time, friends!”

The pig agreed with him.

And her husband is a wild boar

He was already pretty drunk.

He approached everyone with a question:

“Will you treat me to a cigarette?”

Only the hedgehog was lying on the sofa

And he quietly repeated: “Well, it’s a so-so party.”

But, being away from the holiday

under the impression

All the guests hummed again:

"Happy Birthday!"

Suddenly the bear is the hero of the day,

Having cast aside all my doubts,

Confidently said:

“Friends, thank you for coming.”

Here the animals are all having fun,

Apparently they were already full and drunk.

Everyone started dancing together

And invite the birthday boy to dance.

Fox from fatigue

A little pale

While dancing

She often repeated: “Here you go!”

Well, the boar jumped to the ceiling,

He tap-danced with his hooves,

And again he pestered everyone with the question:

“Will you treat me to a cigarette?”

And the whole hedgehog

From cigarette smoke in the fog

He muttered under his breath:

“Well, so-so party.”

But all the forest dwellers are happy.

Everyone drinks, dances - they have fun.

And endlessly scream to themselves in surprise

To the anniversary bear: “Happy birthday!”

Conclusion

In this scenario of a fairy tale for adults, you can involve all the guests present at the celebration. Let them together with actors shouting “Happy Birthday!” Such a collective congratulation will certainly please the hero of the occasion. Such funny fairy tales/sketch for adults are especially popular mainly due to their originality and originality.

An impromptu fairy tale, especially if chosen in accordance with the composition of the company and the occasion, will become the highlight of the holiday and one of the most fun and bright moments of the program. For a man's anniversary or birthday, it is better to choose fairy tales that are related to the hobbies of the birthday boy or those in which he can play a major role.

Proposed fairy tales and impromptu theater for a man’s anniversary exactly like this: funny and targeted - some can become not just entertainment, but also a lead-in to gift-giving, toast or congratulations.

1. An impromptu fairy tale for a men’s anniversary, “The Emperor’s Dream.”

This one, if you dress it up, will really liven it up festive feast, but even without costumes this is a wonderful surprise for the hero of the occasion, arranged to pamper and amuse him. The text is read by the presenter, and the “artists” simply play out everything they hear.

Characters:

Emperor (celebrator of the day),

Black Ethiopian,

Yellow-skinned slave

The boy is Indian

Blonde girl

Slender Scandinavian,

Humpbacked shaman

Arab girl,

English Great Dane,

Persian cat,

Servant,

Artists: Caucasian, Spanish, Turkish, Gypsy,

Favorite (wife of the hero of the day)

Text

In some kingdom, in some state, on earth (location of the anniversary) there lived a powerful Emperor.

One day the Emperor was reclining on his favorite golden bed.

Behind him stood a Black Ethiopian with a ring in his ear and lazily waved his fan, creating the illusion of wind.

The yellow-skinned slave massaged the emperor's heels.

A Hindu boy sprinkled rose petals on the emperor.

The blonde girl was gently polishing the delicate nail of the little finger of her right hand.

A slender Scandinavian was holding a tray of food.

The hunchbacked shaman beat a tambourine with his own head, driving away evil spirits.

An Arab girl smoked the emperor with incense.

As always, at the foot of the Emperor's bed, with his tongue hanging out and breathing heavily, lay the Emperor's beloved Great Dane. And the emperor lightly ruffled the fur on his neck.

A Persian cat was caressing, purring and rubbing against his lap at the Emperor’s knees.

A Servant entered the hall and reported to the Emperor that the Artists were ready to bring him joy. The Emperor nodded.

Rushing into the hall like a whirlwind, the passionate Caucasian danced a lezginka for the emperor.

A fiery Spanish woman performed a dance with castanets.

A busty Turkish woman showed off her belly dance.

The black-eyed gypsy woman shook her shoulders and beads for a long time.

But then the Emperor got tired. He signaled for everyone to leave.

And then the emperor’s beloved Favorite entered the hall to give him moments of love. She kissed him deeply, hugged him tenderly, and only the wind ruffled the lovers’ hair.

(Source: forums.vkmonline.com/)

2. Impromptu for a man’s anniversary “The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish”

The presenter reads the text of the fairy tale, the “actors” play out the action and expressively pronounce a line when their character is mentioned; such impromptu is especially good for the fisherman of the day.

Characters and lines:

Sea: “Don’t worry!”

Seine: “I work here alone.”

Fisherman: “The first guy in the village”

Fish: “I will fulfill any three wishes!”

Girl: “I’m not like that, I’m waiting for the tram!”

Trough: “Indesit is resting”

Grass: “Come, I’ll pet you!”

Apartment: “Come in - don’t be afraid, come out - don’t cry.”

Text

At the very blue sea there lived a Fisherman. The fisherman was full of strength, young and dreamed of catching goldfish. So he threw the Net into the Sea. He sees that the sea is playing up a bit. A Net came with one Sea Grass. Another time, the Fisherman cast a Net.

He sees the blue sea is restless.

The Net came again with one Sea Grass.

For the third time, the Fisherman cast the Net. The blue sea was raging. The Net came with the Fish alone.

With a difficult, but magical Fish.

The Fish inhaled oxygen and turned into a Girl.

Rybak saw such beauty, fell in love and offered Rybka his hand and heart.

Rybka agreed to marry Rybak.

First of all, the young Trough did it for themselves.

The trough washed the Fisherman and the Fish. Then we bought an apartment. The apartment warmed Rybak and Rybka and delighted them with its comfort.

And Rybak and Rybka lived and prospered and made good things.

A fairy tale is a lie and there is a hint in it. If you have a beloved little fish wife, with golden hands and a golden character, then life is golden. (Next is a toast to the wife of the hero of the day)

3. Theater - impromptu for the hero of the day "Like in a fairy tale"

You can do something similar and submit it as comic congratulations from close friends and relatives or from all guests, if there are no more than 12 people, ending with the presentation of gifts. This is great general entertainment based on your favorite fairy tales.

Characters:

Tsarevich (celebrant of the day),

Chicken Ryaba,

Kolobok,

Sister Alyonushka,

Brother Ivanushka,

Varvara beauty - long braid,

Vasilisa the wise,

Bear,

Wolf,

Fox,

Princess Nesmeyana,

Ilya Muromets,

Nightingale the Robber.

Text.

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Tsarevich. He lived and one day he realized that he would soon be... years old.

And he decided to invite guests to his birthday and throw a feast (characters exit)
All those invited were delighted and began to prepare properly. Ryaba the Hen began to clean her feathers and beak. The bun was smeared with oil until it shined. Sister Alyonushka washed Brother Ivanushka, Varvara Krasa-Long Braid finally unraveled her braid and began to do a fashionable hairstyle. Vasilisa the Wise began to make herself a new dress. The Bear began to rehearse a special congratulatory growl, and the Wolf and Fox began to rehearse a special dance...

Even Princess Nesmeyana smiled her Hollywood smile and giggled! And Ilya Muromets began to plan a new club out of wood - you know, you never know what can happen at the feast!

Then they gathered in a tight circle and thought, what to give to the birthday boy? And they came up with it! They took a big bag and went through the forest to ask who would give what. And they collected a bag full of gifts! (guests give gifts and say wishes in this way) They come back skipping and rejoicing. Suddenly, a terrible, enraged Nightingale the Robber jumps out of the thick thicket with a scream! And let's take away the bag of gifts! Everyone got scared and trembled.

Vasilisa the Wise and Varvara the Beauty lost consciousness... Kolobok rolled under a bush out of fear. Sister Alyonushka covered Brother Ivanushka with her body... The Fox hugged the Ryaba Hen, even the Wolf and the Bear got cold feet and ran away! It was here that the hero Ilya Muromets came out to meet the enemy. He waved his new club once... the Nightingale the Robber began to shake. He waved it a second time and the Nightingale the Robber fell to his knees, and the third time he gave them a bag of gifts and asked for forgiveness. His friends forgave him and decided to take him to the feast with them. They came to the Tsarevich and gave gifts. The bun was smeared with oil until it shined, Sister Alyonushka washed Brother Ivanushka, Varvara the Beauty-Long Braid finally unraveled her braid and began to do a fashionable hairstyle. Vasilisa the Wise began to make herself a new dress. The Bear began to rehearse a special congratulatory growl, and the Wolf and the Fox a special dance... And then they stood in a large circle and all sang a song to the hero of the day (you can have a loaf). This is where the fairy tale ends, and well done to those who listened!!

(Source: banksets.net/)

4. A cheerful fairy tale - a liqueur for the close company "Gypsy Wagon".

Characters and lines:

Horses - 2 girls: “I-go-go!”

Gypsy: “Oh, strays!”

Gypsy: “Ay, romale!”

Gypsy children - One: “Oh!”, Another: “Oh!”,

Wheels - 2 people: “Both-on.”

The characters bring out chairs and place them in pairs in 4 rows. Seating: first couple - Horses, behind themGypsy and Gypsy, Gypsies, Wheels. The one whom the Presenter calls stands up and says his line. At the word “Gypsies,” the Gypsy, the Gypsy, and the Gypsies stand up and each say their own phrase. When the word “Kibitka” is said, everyone stands up and says their phrases. If someone is inattentive or forgets words, they “refresh his memory” - pour a glass of vodka and he drinks. The presenter warns: * Don’t pour water for the Gypsies!”

Text(read by presenter).

Kibitka rolled along the steppe roads. And the Gypsies rode in it: a Gypsy, a Gypsy, One Gypsy and Another Gypsy. And the carriage was carried by bay horses. The horses are dashing. Since the right Horse was lazy, the Gypsy kept grooming this Horse with a whip. The Left Horse was limping, and the Gypsy woman encouraged the Horses all the way. And that Kibitka had two broken-down Wheels. The left Wheel creaked, and the right Wheel bounced, so One Gypsy Little flew off the Kibitka, and the Other Gypsy Little noticed it. The other Gypsies did not see anything, because they sang songs in Kibitka. After all, they were coming to us for a holiday!
“Gypsy” sounds, all participants in the performance dance.


5. An impromptu fairy tale for an anniversary in the Western style “OK - cowboy!”

This one is universal and can be used at any occasion, including an anniversary. The participants’ task is to artistically depict all the actions of their character.

Characters:

Sheriff Oliver

Sir Tom,

Bandit Sam

Mustang Mike

Groom Nick,

Pretty Mary

Grif.

Action 1.

The innkeeper hospitably treats Sheriff Oliver and Sir Tom. Sheriff Oliver, having greedily drunk 20 mugs of beer, pays, salutes and leaves with disorganized steps to go to work. The innkeeper Bill stealthily stuffs money into all his pockets (socks). Suddenly the bandit Sam bursts in. "Hands up! Money in the barrel! Trembling with fear, the innkeeper Bill and Sir Tom got everything mixed up. They threw the money up and put their hands on the barrel. The bandit Sam got very angry and killed both of them in a rage: “Puff-puff.” The bodies of the unfortunates fell with a roar. Bandit Sam collected all the money, finished all the beer, and disappeared screaming.
Grif hovered ominously above the lifeless bodies.

Action 2.

Beauty Mary walks carefree across the prairies, collects cacti and stuffs them into her pockets. Grif watches her bloodthirstyly. Then her fiancé Nick appears from a remote canyon in a Mustang. They both smile broadly at the girl. Nick, smiling, jumps down to the girl. Mary rushes into his arms. Mustang Mike laughs furiously. The vulture embarrassedly hides its head under its wing, but still bloodthirstyly watches Mary with one eye. Groom Nick gently takes Mary by the hands, looks tenderly into her eyes and tenderly says: “Mary, be my wife!” Mary shouts: “OK, cowboy!” and faints. Nick says: “Lie here and don’t go anywhere. I rode to your father Sir Tom for a blessing." The groom dashingly jumps on the Mustang and disappears into the canyon. The Vulture hovers ominously above the beautiful Mary.

Action 3.

The mayor's office is in a deep swoon. Bandit Sam rushes across the prairie. Suddenly he stumbles upon Mary and immediately falls in love with her. Sam picks her up and carries her to his bandit lair. Mary, waking up in the arms of an unfamiliar bandit, screams in horror: “Ah!” Nick appears on his Mustang and at full gallop shoots at the bandit Sam, but misses. Sam throws Mary to the ground, grabs a magnum and kills Nick's fiancé and Mike's mustang with one shot. The vulture happily rubs its wings. Mary sobs inconsolably. Sheriff Oliver appears at the sound of a shot. The Sheriff takes the Bandit at gunpoint and sternly says: “Hands up! You have the right to one call to a lawyer.” The bandit mercilessly kills the Sheriff. Beauty Mary, taking advantage of the moment, lifts her skirt, takes a sharp dagger from her boot and plunges it into the Bandit’s heart. Sir Tom, Mary's father, appears crawling on the horizon. With the last of his strength, he crawls to Mary and dies in his daughter’s arms. Beauty Mary wipes away a tear and dies of grief. Grif hovers above the lifeless bodies. The audience is crying and applauding.

Toast in honor of the hero of the day:

There is a nice fellow among us:

Big leg, keen eye.

Today we just drink to him,

We sing praise and honor to him!

Birthday is a fabulous day. And we decided to compose a fairy tale about a birthday. A good, funny story. What do we know about birthdays? That this is the day when they give gifts, say warm words, drink tea with a delicious cake...

Fairy tale "Happy Birthday"

Once upon a time there lived Mishutka. His birthday was at the very top of summer, in the month of July. Mishutka was very proud of this fact. Still would! Not just anyone, but he was born on the sunniest, most beautiful summer day. Mishutka’s mom and dad decided to give him a real birthday party. Invite guests, musicians, buy a good gift.

By the way, there was a hitch with the gift. Mom wanted to give Mishutka a small barrel of honey, and dad - sports section. But everything was resolved amicably. Mishutka received sports equipment and a tasty treat.

The guests had already begun to gather in the clearing, near the figured stump, but there were still no musicians. No wonder you get lost in the forest! In the absence of musicians, everyone tried to sing louder and laugh more cheerfully. But there was still not enough music.

And suddenly, from behind a large pine tree, the sounds of an accordion were heard. Who came to Mishutka for the holiday? It turned out that they were twin hares Chuk and Chok. Everyone was very happy. Chuk played the harmonica cheerfully and cheerfully.

The birthday boy with flowers was seated in the center, on a figured stump. The little hare, little fox and little squirrel sang “Loaf” to Mishutka. Everyone laughed merrily. The guests were ready to laugh at anything, because today is Mishutka’s holiday, which means it should be fun.

And in the evening a nightingale flew in and performed its best songs for the birthday boy.

The birthday was a success!

Questions for the fairy tale “Happy Birthday”

What holiday did Mishutka and his friends celebrate?

What gifts did Mishutka receive from his mom and dad?

Which guest played the harmonica?

What kind of dance were the guests dancing?

Who performed as a singer at the festival?

Unusual congratulations, skits, fairy tales - impromptu, which are arranged on a woman's anniversary have their own characteristics.

It is desirable that in the stories played out the emotional emphasis is placed on the hero of the occasion. Of course, any will bring pleasure to the hero of the day, but if they also give her the opportunity to feel like the center of attention, especially male attention, it will be more impressive.

This author's collection contains just such fairy tales and impromptu theater for a woman’s anniversary, thanks to which the birthday girl will feel like the queen of the ball, and the guests will be happy to pamper her with attention and have fun themselves.

1. Impromptu fairy tale for a woman’s anniversary “The best gift”.

An impromptu fairy tale made according to the plot by everyone known history about Winnie the Pooh and his friends. Four “actors” are invited to participate; each receives a role and words that must be spoken whenever the name of their character is heard in the text - preferably with a boastful intonation, as if presenting themselves from their advantageous side. Much depends on the expressiveness of the text itself and the artistry of the participants, especially on how they play out their roles inanimate objects: Pot and Ball. At the end of the fairy tale there is a general dance (you need to agree on music with the DJ in advance).

Characters and lines:

Ball:"Best gift"

Winnie the Pooh:“I write well”

Piglet:"Free until Friday"

Pot of honey:"Sweet Handsome"

Preface(read by presenter)

They say that you should give friends what is dear and what you like. That’s why Winnie the Pooh and Piglet didn’t doubt for a minute what to give the birthday girl when they were called to the anniversary (Name).

Winnie the Pooh decided to give a Pot of Honey, the most beautiful Pot in the world, inside of which there was so much sweet, sweet honey. And Piglet is your favorite balloon- delicate, light and beautiful. So, actors out!

Fairy tale text:

Winnie the Pooh carefully took the precious Pot in his hands and carried it as a gift to the hero of the day.

And Piglet looked at his Ball, touched it, it seemed to him that it was not big and elastic enough for a gift, and decided to inflate it a little more. At this time, Vinnie also remembered that you need to give only the best and, .... solely in order to make sure that he is doing exactly that: giving the best best honey in the best Pot, Vinnie stopped, put the Pot down, looked at it, stroked its smooth sides on all sides and did not find a single flaw. Then Vinny... just to make sure, first smelled the honey inside the Pot, the smell was simply divine, then he licked it a little and began to listen to his feelings. Let's leave Vinny to enjoy and return to Piglet.

What about Piglet? Piglet once again appreciated his gift, examined it, touched it - now Ball was beautiful and elastic, just what he needed! Piglet tied a ribbon around Ball and began running around the hall with him, joyful and cheerful.

At this time, Vinny....finally became convinced that the honey was really good and had already taken the Pot in his hands, but.....somehow he doubted it, what if it just seemed like it?! Vinnie quickly looked at the Pot, stroked it and licked the contents again, then again, but how could it be otherwise, what if it’s only tasty from the top?!

Piglet,... having run around and admired his Ball a lot, decided that it was time to say goodbye to him and take him to the hero of the day. He sadly hugged his Balloon, so tightly that he could not stand it and began to deflate right in his hands, and now the deflated Balloon literally hung on Piglet. In despair, Piglet began to look around and then... he saw his friend Winnie the Pooh, who also looked very puzzled: he looked confusedly into his Pot, realizing that he had gotten carried away and had eaten all the honey and had nothing to give him.

Then Piglet came up with his deflated Balloon to Winnie the Pooh with an empty Pot and offered to give the birthday girl a simple joy which no amount of money can buy. They approached the DJ and ordered incendiary music, then, together with Ball and the cheerful Potty, who came to life from the sounds of music, they formed a “lambada train” and they began to gather all the guests to dance for the sake of the hero of the day in a common cheerful dance.

“Lambada” or another dance tune sounds - everyone dances.

2. Fairy tale - impromptu "Festive Cake" from

The fairy tale is played out according to the principle of the game “Six Chairs”. 6 participants are called, each one draws a card with the character’s name and a line, and everyone sits on chairs. Then the presenter reads the text of the fairy tale, everyone, as soon as he hears the mention of his character, jumps up and, shouting his words loudly, runs around the chairs. When the word “holiday” appears in the text, all the players join the participant with such a card - everyone runs and shouts: “Hurray!”

Characters and lines

Girl: “Oh, how fun!”

Guests: “Congratulations!”

Gifts: “Everyone loves me!”

Cake: “You'll lick your fingers”

Candles: “We’re burning, we’re burning!”

Holiday: "Hurray!"

Text

“Once upon a time there lived a very beautiful and very kind Girl. More than anything else, the Girl loved Guests, Holidays, Gifts and Cake with Candles. And therefore, each of her birthdays turned into a real Holiday, Guests came to the Girl, brought Gifts and began to have fun. And at the very height of the Holiday, a Cake was always solemnly brought out, on which every year there was one more Candle. The girl made a wish and blew with all her might on the lit Candles. The Girl blew on the Candles so hard that everything around: the Girl, the Guests, the Gifts - became white from the powdered sugar from the Cake. Having blown out the Candles on the Cake, the Girl and all the Guests began to laugh, looking at each other, in general, it turned out to be a cheerful Holiday.

It must be said that the Girl’s wish always came true, because she wished for one thing: that the Holiday in her life would never end, that every year Guests would come to her birthday, bring Gifts, and she would blow out the Candles on the Cake again and all the Guests would laugh again. So that everyone has a good time, as only happens at a real Holiday!!!”

3. Impromptu theater for the hero of the day “Stop a moment.”

For this unusual impromptu congratulation from men, we invite 5-7 men who truly love, appreciate and admire the hero of the occasion and the hero of the day herself. We explain the conditions of the game: the presenter reads out the text, the men play out everything they hear, the hero of the day sits beautifully on a chair.

The presenter, in addition to the text, gives his (presumably witty) comments during the story, as if guiding the process (an approximate version of the comments is attached).

Required details: a chair and a roll of wallpaper or other paper (at least 50 cm wide), painted to look like a stream.

Characters: Sun, Sand, Travelers (3-5 people), Anniversary Girl (roles distributed among participants).

Text

Let's fantasize a little and imagine that our Travelers accidentally found themselves completely alone in a hot desert, without food, without water and without an accompanying person, imagine? Then, let's continue our story.

So, the desert, the lost Travelers hopelessly look around, but wherever they look: to the south, to the north, to the west or to the east - everywhere they see only one Sand and the burning Sun (Show us how you look around, Sand and Sun you are everywhere, wherever they look, be everywhere..).

Travelers understand that they need to find a way and move forward, the sun is mercilessly scorching (Sun, shine! Even more mercilessly, please!),

The sand burns the feet of travelers (Sand, burn the feet of travelers).

But the men, wiping off their sweat, go (Wipe away the sweat, not all of it has been wiped away, I can see drops on my nose..).

They walked and walked, the sun burned their heads, and they tried in every possible way to hide and protect themselves from it (The sun burns your heads, and you protect the Travelers, your heads will be useful to you).

The sand burned their feet and they skipped (Sand is your way out, take care of the Travelers’ feet, and you jump up, it’s hot).

From thirst and fatigue, the men fell, but rose again and moved on. (….) . And so, when the Travelers began to lose all hope of salvation, they were tired of brushing aside the Sun and jumping from the touch of the hot Sand (…).

They saw something beautiful in the distance (the presenter points to the hero of the day, the assistant at this time should spread a drawn stream at the feet of the hero of the day)… it was a life-giving stream.

The travelers, with their last strength, rushed to the stream, knelt down and began to greedily drink water from it. (Drink, bend lower, because you want to plunge your whole body into the stream..).

Freeze! (Freeze everyone) Or, as the poet would say: “Stop a moment, you are beautiful”

Our charming birthday girl, look how many men are kneeling in front of you and treating you like a life-giving source. We are sure that such moments in your life will be repeated more than once, because it is the life-giving power and support of a woman that inspires men to great deeds and deeds. And behind every great man is great woman, like ours... (Name)

To the participants - our applause and the honorable right to kiss the hand of the charming... (name of the hero of the day) and let's raise a glass to the greatness of the hero of the day.

This one, its plot is also based on the fact that the hero of the day sits in the center, and fans “bust” around her. The task of the six male participants is to dramatize the story they heard and “atone” the hero of the day with their attention.

Characters:

Red Yagodka - birthday girl,

Two Mosquitoes,

Gooseberry.

Text

So, I lived in a strawberry meadow,

But maybe on strawberry,

In general, in a beautiful clearing,

Right on the tubercle, not in the dimple,

Krasna Yagodka grew for many years,

And the beauty... the likes of which the world has never seen!

We don't know what year she was born,

But our Berry was in its very juice!!!

And traditionally on your birthday,

She accepted congratulations from everyone:

All her fans always gather

Berries are trying to capture the heart.

Her neighbor, Oak, tickles her playfully with its branches,

Bumblebee - pollinates, marries, or what?

The breeze blows over her and gently caresses her,

And the Mosquitoes, out of envy, bite them all.

Krasnaya Yagodka doesn’t stand out to anyone,

Only royally accepts courtship!

But suddenly, Gooseberry appeared in the clearing,

A well-known treacherous lover in the area.

He pushed everyone away with his thorns:

He appeared before Yagodka in all his glory:

So elastic, it shines like amber from the inside,

And he plays flirtatiously with green eyes.

Yagodka's cheeks turned red from embarrassment...

But then former fans became bolder:

The oak waved its branches at the opponent,

The bumblebee flew in circles and buzzed,

The wind blows your cheeks with all its might,

And mosquitoes bite him on both sides!

Gooseberry weakly fought off everyone,

And under passionate pressure he gave in.

He was only ready to let me win,

And not these real cool guys!

Berry watched the battle playfully

And I felt like a prom queen!

And her retinue drove out the handsome stranger,

And the ritual in the clearing began all over again:

The oak tickles playfully with its branches,

Bumblebee - pollinates, definitely wants something!?

The breeze blows and gently caresses,

And Mosquitoes bite everyone out of envy.

Berry was amused and waved her hand:

This is a sign of approval for a kiss!

Fans are allowed to kiss her,

And hold Berry’s hand in yours! (men kiss the hand of the hero of the day)

And now it's time to crown her! (bring in the crown)

And everyone can congratulate!!!

The fairy tale ends with the coronation of the birthday girl, which can be continued with a themed anniversary ceremony, for example, “The Queen's Retinue,” which can be watched.

5. Impromptu theater "English scene"

Everyone is welcome to participate. The presenter distributes roles (animate and inanimate) and reads the text, the actors portray.

Characters:

Lame, fat king Sigismund III,

British Queen,

Duke Goldsmith (queen's lover)

The stick (which always creaks)

Poodle Williams,

A curtain,

Spectators are divided into:
- the stalls, where the audience sits importantly, looking at the actors through lorgnettes;
- an amphitheater where the audience sheds tears, wiping their eyes with handkerchiefs;
- mezzanine, where the audience fans themselves;
- the upper tiers of the balcony, where the audience giggles, where the young secretly pinch the young ladies, etc.

Text:

Leading: So the show begins. Actors on stage!

Picture 1.

The curtain opens. The Queen of England is on stage. She rushes around the palace in search of the ring. The ring given to her by her lover Duke Goldsmith has disappeared. The fat and ugly King Sigismund III enters, leaning on a Stick. The stick creaks under the weight of his body. The King tries to hug the Queen. The queen runs away in horror. The king's favorite dog, Poodle Williams, runs in. He barks loudly three times. The King threatens him with the Stick, Williams grabs the Stick and runs away. The king, shouting: “Sorry, Williams” and “Give me the stick,” runs away after him. The curtain closes.

Picture 2.

The curtain went up. The Queen tears out her hair. The Duke enters. He falls to his knees and begins to collect the queen's hair. The queen is crying. The fat King comes running to the noise, leaning on a Stick. He looks in bewilderment. The stick creaks. Williams barks backstage. The curtain went up.

Picture 3.

The curtain went up. Poodle Williams finds the ring and takes it to the king. The king reads the inscription: "Love me as I love you. Duke." And he begins to sob, the stick creaks. Williams barks. The moon is rising. The King and Williams howl at the moon. The curtain went up.

Picture 4.

The curtain went up. The bald Queen comes running to the howl of the King and Williams; she has pulled out all her hair. The poodle licks her bald head. The Duke runs in. Sees the bald Queen, falls and dies. The King gives the ring to the Queen. The stick creaks, Williams barks. The Queen takes the ring, puts it on the Duke's finger, mourns him, but returns to the King. The King forgives the Queen. Williams walks up to Duke's body and starts nipping at his heels. The Duke's body rises. The Queen's hair is growing back. The King throws away the Stick and stops limping. The poodle jumps for joy and jumps into the Queen's arms. Happy end. The curtain has fallen!

6. Impromptu fairy tale for the young hero of the day “Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs”

To participate in this fun, the host invites the hero of the day and seven male guests. Preferably gnome and Snow White costumes (or caps for gnomes and a large bow on the headband for the birthday girl). Participants act out the text of the fairy tale and dance ( musical arrangement prepare in advance)

Text
Behind seven forests behind seven mountains lived 7 dwarfs
(they come out dancing to Letka-Enka)
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday (the dwarves bow)
The gnomes were real heroes, handsome men and hard workers.
Of course, everyone had their weaknesses.....
Monday - loved to sleep;
Tuesday - I loved to eat even more;
Wednesday - he was constantly lifting up his shirt, pants, front and back;
Thursday - constantly picked his nose and tried to pick someone else's;
Friday - he sneezed endlessly, he sneezed left and right, on everything and everyone;
Saturday - always sticking his nose where it doesn't belong;
And Sunday - hovered in the clouds and caught flies;
But most of the time they worked, mining gold and precious stones.

They did all this for the sake of one... only woman - the beautiful Snow White!
(comes out to the music of “royal fanfare”)
They all loved her very much, looked after her and vying with each other to compliment her.
She responded to them with care and affection... and the dwarves did not miss the opportunity to pamper Snow White.
Monday - he sat her lovingly on his lap;
Tuesday - massaged her shoulders;
Wednesday - gently stroked her head and admired her wonderful hair;
Thursday - kissed her white hands;
Friday - massaged her tired legs;
Saturday - sang romances to her;
And Sunday - swatting away flies
(The presenter speaks mysteriously)
But they had one more thing favorite hobby which they all did together...
and then Snow White was the most happy woman all over the world.....
BECAUSE....... (pause) LOVED IT VERY MUCH ................(pause) DANCE!!! (loud) ROCK'N'ROLL!!!
Snow White and the dwarves dance and invite the public.