The presenter hands the participant a card with a medical specialty written on it. For example, an ophthalmologist, a dentist, an ENT specialist, a gynecologist, and so on. The participant must, with his gestures and facial expressions, explain to those present which doctor is indicated on his card. The spectator who guessed first receives the next task card.
Surgeons
Participants compete in pairs. Each blindfolded pair must put on each other things that are in a bag provided by the leader. There are two gowns, two pairs of shoe covers, two pairs of gloves and two medical caps. Once the "surgeons" are fully equipped, they shout: "Scalpel!" The pair of surgeons who “prepare for the operation” faster than the others wins.
Diagnosis by eye
The presenter takes turns naming the symptoms of a particular disease. Whichever doctor can determine the diagnosis with the fewest number of symptoms wins a prize. For example, fever, cough, runny nose, headache and joint pain - flu; fatigue, short sleep, complete lack of feeling of rest after sleep, difficulty falling asleep - insomnia; partial memory loss, lack of control over the amount of alcohol consumed, severe hangover, binges - alcoholism, and so on.
BINT, BINT, BINT...
Participants are divided into several teams of 2-3 people, one of which is a mummy that needs to be wrapped in a bandage. At the “start” command, doctors must quickly, deftly and efficiently wrap their mummy in bandages. Whose team can do it faster and who gets the best mummy, that team wins.
In uniform
Medics are in no way inferior in dexterity to soldiers or firefighters. They also quickly need to transform from common man in the guise of a “rescuer”. A set of uniforms has been prepared for each participant: cap, mask, robe with buttons, shoe covers, gloves. At the command “start”, each participant begins to gather at his post. Whoever puts on all the accessories the fastest will become the winner and receive the title of the most dexterous medic.
Such different diagnoses
Guests are divided into teams of 3-4 people. Each team takes part in turn. Each team selects a person who will show diagnoses from a hat with forfeits. So, the first team nominates its “indicator”, he goes to the center, takes out his forfeit, which indicates any diagnosis, for example, influenza, osteochondrosis, hypertension, and so on. You pulled out the forfeit, show it. As soon as the “demonstrator” team correctly guesses the diagnosis, the “demonstrator” pulls out the next forfeit and shows the next diagnosis. The number of points the team will receive is how many points the “exhibitor” manages to show and the team to guess diagnoses in one minute. And in the end, the team with the most points will win.
The Diamond Arm
Guests are divided into pairs, in which one participant will be the “sick” and the second will be the doctor. Each pair receives the same roll of bandage. At the “start” command, the “doctor” must turn the “patient’s” hand into a diamond hand, bandaging it with a bandage. The pair in which the “doctor” bandages the hand the fastest, using up all the bandage, will be the winner.
Take a pill
Guests are divided into teams of 2-3 people. Each team receives the same set of different tablets (in a bag), for example, Activated carbon, analgin, biseptol, vitamin ascorbic acid and so on, it is desirable that these are tablets with distinctive visual features. At the “start” command, each team looks into its bag, takes out the pills and recognizes them. The team that is the first to list the names of all the tablets in “their” bag, and does it correctly, will be the winner.
What if you have to be a surgeon too?
Each participant receives two identical scraps, a needle and thread of the same length. At the “start” command, each participant threads a needle and sews their two patches together. Whoever sews two patches together faster and with better quality receives a diploma as the best surgeon and a prize.
Have you decided to show all your talents and arrange an unforgettable evening for yourself and your friends? Then a medical themed party is what you need! This evening you can play your own clinic or take scenes from popular medical series such as “The Interns,” “House M.D.,” and “Scrubs.” If you are using existing plots, it is better to initially define roles for everyone. This way, your friends will have the opportunity to prepare not only with costumes, but also to create a certain image and there will be no confusion with the characters.
Invitations
Of course, you can notify your friends about the upcoming party by phone or by sending messages to in social networks. But in our time, it will be much more original if you use the old fashioned method and make invitations on paper, which you then hand over personally to the addressee or send by classic mail. Naturally, no one suggests that you write an invitation on a card with flowers, which can be bought at any florist or newsstand. Using a computer and several free programs you can do it without special effort and costs to make such a postcard yourself. It may depict sexy nurse or fairy tale character Dr. Aibolit. Can you do it at all? hospital ward collage, which contains all your friends. In general, there is a lot of room for your imagination.
If your abilities are limited to searching for articles on the Internet, then invitations can be made in the style of primitivism, that is, cut out photographs and various pictures from magazines or newspapers and, armed with glue, glue them onto a sheet of paper, which can then simply be reproduced using a photocopier.
You can also make party invitations at medical style in the form of a recipe in which the patient is advised to rest in your apartment, or in the form directions indicating to have a blast.
How to decorate a room
To hold a medical party you need the appropriate setting. But you don’t need to use bandages as garlands or write “I’ll take your temperature for free” on the window in greenery. You can imitate a hospital ward, remove excess furniture and put beds instead of chairs. But, if you do not live in a dormitory, then you are unlikely to have such an opportunity. Therefore, just make it sterile, like in a hospital room, cover the bed with a white sheet, put flowerpots and carpets away. Can be used as decorations IVs, enemas, various pears, stethoscope. You can put it on the nightstand a pack of kefir and put fruit in a net.
What to cook for a party
You can cook anything for your guests, but you don’t need to make oatmeal with kefir for your guests. Not only the treats you prepare require special presentation, but also alcoholic drinks. Alcohol should be drunk the way medical professionals do it. That is, you can pour it into test tubes or special cups for testing.
Meat baked in the oven, or pizza and chips are also suitable for treats. But once you start being original, you don’t need to stop. You can order sushi for the whole company, but use chopsticks instead of regular chopsticks. medical tweezers, or you can use it for cutting meat instead table knife take scalpel. Of course, you can do without special decoration of dishes and be content only with the tips listed above. But original dishes will decorate your party and delight all guests. Can be made from lettuce ambulance, where the wheels will act chicken eggs, and lay out the red cross with pomegranate seeds or crab sticks. The syringes filled with various sauces that stick out from the chicken loin will look original.
Suits
Given the specifics of the event, all guests must arrive in costume. Naturally, the first thing that comes to mind is the sexy nurse outfit. But, you must admit, what kind of party would it be if there were only nurses at it? Therefore, already in the invitations to the party, you can offer each guest the image in which he should attend the evening. It could be patient, doctor, nurse, orderly.
WITH nurse or doctor costume Shops for adults can help, with the rest of the costumes you need to tinker with yourself. In order to portray a nurse, you can buy a special suit and cap at a clothing store. Give free rein to your imagination and ingenuity by easily creating an image of a patient. Guys can come even in the most ordinary tracksuit or pajamas, making a bandage on any part of the body. To complete the look, girls can simply take a beautiful robe and high-heeled shoes, because it is so important for girls to be on top in any situation.
Competitions
Even alcohol at a party will not give as much fun and joy as you can get from interesting competitions. Once you have decided to carry out themed party in a medical style, then competitions should be appropriate. What kind of fun to arrange is decided not only by you, but also by the capabilities of the room where you are holding the party. Below are some competitions that are sure to please your guests.
"First aid"
For this competition you need to choose two or three pairs. Ask men to indicate any part of the body and only after that give bandages to the girls. Then, on command, the girl is given bandage on that part of the body, which was previously indicated by a guy from her team. Whoever managed it first won.
In the same way, you can play mummy or invite everyone to make the same bandage.
"Fanta"
Everyone remembers their favorite childhood game - forfeits. The same game can be turned into therapeutic competition.
For example, everyone throws their forfeits into their hats. The presenter touches the forfeit with a question to everyone present: “What is this forfeit doing?” The rest come up with fun tasks (for example, offer neighbors first aid or measure pressure), and the one whose forfeit comes out of the hat completes the task.
"Diagnosis"
Everyone present takes part in this game at once. To do this, everyone needs to sit in a circle, take a small piece of paper on which to write any diagnosis. This piece of paper is then glued to the forehead of the person sitting to your right. Thus, each participant in the circle has specific diagnosis which he must guess with the help of leading questions. The rest of the participants should answer only yes or no (For example, you received a diagnosis of diarrhea. You ask the other participants: “Is it connected with the head?” They answer: “No.” Your next question could be: “Is it connected with the stomach?” They They answer: “Yes.” And so on).
"Cow"
To make the task more difficult, you can set a time limit.
"Dart"
For this competition you will need small balls and five syringes. The balls should be inflated and placed on the wall using tape, and fill syringes with water. A little trick and your medical dartz ready.
Prizes for competitions
Competitions involve prizes. Each winner must receive their winnings. Of course you can take it as a gift iodine, cough tablets or a pack of cotton wool, but it will be much nicer to receive pack ascorbic acid or hematogen slab, which will bring not only gastronomic pleasure, but also remind you of childhood.
In addition to competitions, you need to come up with other entertainment. You can come up with a funny scene and act it out with your friends, or you can draw a poster of the human body and force guests to attach various organs to him with their eyes closed.
And most importantly, don’t forget to take a camera to capture everything as a memory. Years from now, you will continue to get together and look at the photos and reminisce. fun days spent with friends.
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The tables are covered with white cloth up to the floor, and there are flower vases on them. Upon entering the hall, each guest is given lottery tickets. Tables are designed for 2-4 people. There is pleasant music in the hall.
Our deepest bow to you.
To present certificates of honor and valuable prizes to honored medical workers, you are invited to (full name).
The presentation is performed to the accompaniment of solemn music. After the presentation, a girl enters the hall with a bouquet of flowers. She performs “Song about the Doctor” by Alena Sviridova, during the performance, she comes to each table and gives a flower, which she places in a vase.
Winter or summer, spring or autumn,
Diseases come, they won’t ask us,
On guard of health, always on the alert,
They are always on duty
They pass our pain through themselves,
They always help us in trouble,
From everyone who has been in hospital wards,
Thank you, people in white coats.
(Scene “At a doctor’s appointment”, with the participation of three people. The doctor is sitting at the table, the patient comes in.)
Hello, Doctor!
(The patient lies down, the doctor examines him.)
What are you complaining about, young man?
My heart hurts, my blood pressure jumps, my eyes burn and my head feels dizzy.
Yes, yes, yes, speak your heart.
Yes, doctor.
(The doctor listens to the patient with a stethoscope.)
Your eyes are burning, your head is spinning!
Yes, doctor.
(The doctor takes out a photograph beautiful girl and brings it to the patient’s face.)
Is it easier?
Oh yes, doctor, it's much easier this way.
Get dressed, you're in love. It’s not fatal, but if it doesn’t go away in two months, you’ll have to live with it for the rest of your life.
(The patient leaves, another appears.)
Hello, come in, undress, lie down.
Yes, I am, this is the doctor, here...
(Hands out papers.)
I told you, quickly undress, lie down, we’ll sort it out now.
(The patient undresses and lies down.)
about doctors
And I will say again:
"Traumatologists, you have the floor!"
Speech by traumatologists.
Congratulations to endocrinologists:
In the endocrine department
We will listen to the singing.
Dedication song to an endocrinologist:
Spring has spread
Green canopy
And the shore is gentle
Everyone is waiting for the wave.
Love you girls
Endocrinologists:
They are hormones
Always full.
They are cheerful, they are healthy,
And the jokes are bold on the tongue.
They won't tell you
Not an ounce of anything new
And they won't go
Walk to the river.
But there will be faithful ones
They probably
After all, they are not geologists,
To walk.
First in work
Not nervous at all
And dearly
Dream about them.
Spring has spread
Green canopy
And the shore is gentle
Everyone is waiting for the wave.
Love you girls
Endocrinologists:
They are hormones
Always full.
Congratulations to neurologists:
Now walk more quietly
So that no one can hear you.
In neurology now
Sleep is observed.
The work of a neurologist is difficult
And she's not always very cheerful.
Old people and children believe in him:
He is a healer not of the heart but of the soul.
Souls are more difficult to treat than hands,
Everything there is according to the rules, everything is according to science:
The nerves are healthy and the body is healthy.
You do not believe me? Honestly!
You are very, very dear to us!
Sing to us, neurologists.
Speech by neurologists.
Congratulations to urologists:
Not many will survive
Work in urology.
Come in, don't make any noise,
Don't wake up the department.
In urological
Department
A lot of "critical"
Without a doubt.
People lie there
Seriously sick
And operations
It's not simple.
Difficult cases
It often happens
Only doctors there
Don't be discouraged.
They help everyone
Beautiful people!
May they have good luck
Will accompany!
In my opinion, everyone
Will greatly oblige
If you have your word
Urology will tell you.
Speech by urologists.
Congratulations to toxicologists:
Now another road
Let's go to toxicology.
In toxicology
Hard life!
In toxicology
Just hold on!
That poisoning
That's indigestion
Spoils what's good
Mood.
They poison everyone
Whatever came to hand!
Everyone gets poisoned
Who lacks intelligence!
And fussing
Sometimes a nurse
Can't sleep at all
Until the morning.
Happy holiday to you,
Dear doctors!
Let them be yours
Hearts are hot!
I'm ready to say:
Toxicology - over to you!
Speech by toxicologists.
And now I promise:
We'll play a little.
Not flying and not looking,
There will be a medical examination:
Need you to know
Which office did you end up in?
about the ophthalmologist:
1. You got into the office,
Where there are no bandages and iodine.
The fundus will be examined,
A magnifying glass will be connected to this,
He is pure in soul and heart.
That's for sure... (ophthalmologist).
about lore:
2. This doctor will wash your nose,
Maybe push some cotton wool,
If necessary, open his mouth -
He will check his throat
He will put tampons in his ears.
Everyone has known for a long time:
He is a serious person
This doctor is called... (ENT).
about the gynecologist:
3. You can laugh or cry,
Only this is a female doctor.
He immediately senses illness
He treats all pregnant women.
His day in the service is long.
This doctor... (gynecologist).
about the dentist:
4. And now I ask for a chair,
Take a seat quickly
Open your mouth wider
Wait: the doctor will come.
He will conduct excavations in the teeth,
He will make fillings and braces,
Will remove the diseased fragment...
This is a wonderful... (dentist).
about the cardiologist:
5. He doesn’t look at you menacingly,
He's always so serious
He has his own program:
Can take a cardiogram,
Can I take your pulse?
And check the pressure.
And imagine as an astrologer,
Everything will be predicted... (cardiologist).
about the surgeon:
6. He is sometimes sad, sometimes he laughs,
Never separates
He's with a scalpel. Friends,
He can't live without it.
He is always cheerful, fresh,
What is not needed will be cut off,
He will sew what you need...
Maybe vice versa.
He will drink a little alcohol,
I'm flirting a little with the nurse...
He is a brother and friend to all doctors.
Did you guess it? He... (surgeon).
about the nurse:
7. Who is always with a bandage and cotton wool?
In a white ironed robe?
Knows what? Where? For what?
How to treat? Whom? And with what?
Will give his orders
And will he sign all the decisions?
Who is always ready in the morning?
This is the older... (sister).
about the pharmacist:
Now let's go to the pharmacy
Let's look at the river for medicine,
And we'll find out who looks like
Our question will determine.
1. Who will make the medicines?
He will arrange all the showcases,
He'll stand by the window,
He'll look at the medicines
The ointment will knead well,
Will the powder be successfully weighed?
Answers in a sing-song voice
Well, of course... (pharmacist).
about the pharmacist:
2. Well, who is this, by the way?
In a white cap and robe?
Like a minister in a vast kingdom,
Checks all medications.
Checks everyone:
Who is right and who is wrong here?
Who didn't get enough pills?
Where did you spill the powder?
Who chatted like TV?
Did you guess it? He... (pharmacist).
about the chief physician:
3. He is in a separate office,
Always responsible for others
Knows everything and knows everyone
And in business there is always success!
He can't sleep at night -
He knows the troubles of hospitals,
But you can’t solve everything, even if you cry -
This is definitely the main... (doctor)!
The medical examination went well
Of course, it became clear to me
That everyone in the hospital is healthy
And cheerful! I give you my word!
Happy holiday, dear medical workers!
Happiness and success in your hard work!
Scenarios for a medical worker's day
Day medical worker celebrated annually on the third Sunday of June. Patients, friends and relatives on this day express their gratitude to doctors for their dedicated work. And, of course, doctors celebrate this holiday corporately, in a narrow circle. This is precisely the case for which the proposed scenario is designed.Dear friends! I am pleased to welcome representatives of the most humane profession - medical workers - to this festive table. You all know from your own experience that people in white coats have to work very, very hard. And this is a wonderful, selfless, heroic work, sometimes a wise saying, known since ancient times: “He works well who rests well.” Therefore, I urge you, dear comrade doctors, to sit down festive table and forget about all your daily worries and difficulties. Let's relax!
(Music sounds, guests are seated at the tables, choose treats.)
"medical" scenarios for the holiday of doctors
1. In each destiny there are indicatedmain road milestones.
Don't give up on your luck
and may God help you!
2. So that illnesses are severe
the world was not allowed to collapse,
be perfectly healthy.
Happy holiday!
Happy holiday to you!
Jokes about dentists (suitable for a skit)
I happened to watch a dentist rummaging around in his car.
Very interesting.
What's interesting?
He took the pliers and said: “Be patient, my friend, it’s about to happen.”
It hurts a little."
What are you doing doctor? I needed to pull a completely different tooth!
Calm down (yawning), dear, gradually I’ll get to him!
A dentist addresses a patient sitting in a chair:
As soon as I start drilling your tooth, please scream louder.
There, in the waiting room, a whole crowd of patients is waiting to be seen, and after ten
minutes the football cup match begins.
Doctor, the teeth you put in for me hurt a lot.
Great! This is the best proof that teeth are
real!
Patient, how nervous you are!
What can I do - you always get on my nerves!!
CONGRATULATION
Breaking into a snow-white smile with all 32 teeth, I want to congratulate you on your holiday, from the dentist! Only you can defeat terrible enemies healthy teeth- caries, periodontal disease and pulpitis. You give us health, beauty and self-confidence. Let the whole planet smile at you today! Happy Dentist Day!
This is a doctor without sentimentality,
He heals teeth, pulls out roots.
Patient records for him
A week ahead.
The tooth will be driven under the crown,
Even an implant will be inserted,
All wishes will be fulfilled -
He is always happy to help you!
Hollywood smile -
This is everyone's dream!
He is like a musician on the violin,
Sculpts for you without difficulty.
And a smile like you dreamed of.
Insert a filling? No problem!
We always knew about this -
Everyone needs his work so much!
Who is this? Dentist!
This is a professional!
His work is difficult and subtle,
Finally the day has come
When can we congratulate
Happy personal holiday to him,
To add to your wishes:
Only the best!
MEDICAL FOR HOLIDAYS
1. Medical gloves, or Strong-willed doctors. Volunteers are given one medical glove. Their job is to inflate the glove until it bursts. It is better to involve men to participate in the competition. Whose glove bursts faster wins.
2. Dentist. Volunteers are being called. The presenter says that now they will implant dental implants. Gives them a little wooden block, painted pink or red (gum color) and nailed. The task is to drive a nail into a block. The hammer, of course, is not included. Each participant finds his own way or uses available material. Whoever drives the nail in faster is the winner.
3. Competition “Dress the Doctor”. Couples participate. Each person is given a white shirt big size. One of the pair is a doctor, the second is an assistant. The assistant should put the doctor's shirt on backwards and fasten all the buttons on the back as quickly as possible. The pair that completes the task faster than others wins.
4. Pipette. 2-3 people are called. Each person is given a medical pipette and a beaker with an alcoholic drink. The task is to drink the contents of the beaker as quickly as possible. However, you can only drink using a pipette, drawing liquid from a beaker into it and pouring the contents into your mouth. Whoever empties the beaker the fastest gets the winner's prize.
5. Procedural. Couples participate. Each person is given a bandage or a roll toilet paper. One of the pair is a nurse or nurse, the second is a patient suffering from flux. The task is to bandage the patient’s cheek as quickly as possible. You need to bandage until the entire roll of bandage or paper is used.
Corporate event for Doctor's Day
In our country and in countries former USSR Every third Sunday in June, “Medical Worker’s Day” is widely celebrated; in all corners of our vast homeland, doctors of various specialties, nurses, medical brothers, and people of related professions work tirelessly, giving themselves entirely and completely. Having received the mandatory higher education They devote their energy to preserving our health, identifying pathologies, and treating sick people. Sometimes overcoming difficulties.
There is probably not a single person who would not be grateful for the help provided in difficult times, experiencing ailments, pain, and lack of self-confidence. Doctors can not only cure us of illnesses, but also instill confidence in our abilities and successfully recover, or live with serious illnesses and enjoy life.
And on Medical Worker Day, we remember our kind and compassionate doctors, paying tribute to them, giving gifts and admiring their hard work, congratulating the doctors.
Preparing a holiday for Medicine Day is not so difficult, you just need to clarify which doctors will be congratulated that evening at the corporate party (doctors of an entire city clinic, or specialists, such as gynecologists or ophthalmologists)
What unites everyone is, of course, toasts to medicine.
Toasts for doctors:
Year after year goes by at a gallop
You expect only good results from life
You are not poor, but you are not rich either
Your profession is your kumach
You can be kind and hot,
Crying is not heard in failures
You are a brave executioner of diseases
You are proudly called - Doctor!
Corporate event scenario for Medical Worker Day.
The organizers of the holiday must think through everything to the smallest detail.
Starting with the design of the room.
Having prepared a good quality camera and lens in advance, or ask professional photographer, who will take a photo in work time all doctors, then select the images of all doctors.
Print and hang in the room, decorating the pictures with flowers, balloons, or make each a small applique corresponding to the character of each owner of the photo.
Lots of flowers and balloons always put you in a festive mood.
Attach a wall newspaper or a poster for Medical Worker's Day to the most visible place on the wall:
Wall newspaper here
The holiday must be divided into two parts - official and entertaining.
In the official part, those invited to the celebration and officials give the floor.
Then there is an entertainment program.
Competitions are very important in the entertainment program.
Competitions for Medical Worker Day must be indirectly or directly related to medicine.
We will present several for the day of the medical worker:
Scenario for Medical Worker's Day - holiday scripts from otkritka.com
for health workersPresenter: Oh, you, guests - gentlemen!
Have you gathered here?
Happy Doctor's Day to everyone
And glorify your deeds!
Your hospital town -
He is neither low nor high.
Good people live there
And it brings health to everyone.
Chief Doctor Aibolit
He keeps order here.
They work here with their souls -
Anyone in the city knows.
I offer you a riddle:
Who knows about everything in the hospital
And he suffers for everything with his soul?
Strict, handsome, stern, smart.
Did you guess it? Who is he?
Presenter: That's right, that's chief physician hospital and I am pleased to give him the floor.
(Speech by the head physician)
Presenter: A doctor accompanies a person throughout his life: from the first child’s cry to the last quiet breath. And he will be very lucky whose parents endowed him with enviable health, but this does not always happen. And here you, dear doctors, come to the rescue! I offer to fill your glasses and drink for you! Here’s to your health, luck, success and simple human happiness!
Presenter: So, a person is born, and who meets him on the threshold of a big and complex life? Yes, our doctors are gynecologists, midwives and maternity ward nurses.
Song for the gynecological department (to the tune of “Our Neighbor”):
Make a woman beautiful
And healthy you should.
For this important purpose
Gynecologists are needed!
Help to appear
To the kids in the world,
To you from everyone, from everyone for this -
Thanks and hello!
(All songs are performed by pre-prepared participants of the holiday.)
Presenter: The little man is growing up, his mother brings him to an appointment at the children's clinic, where he receives one of the first documents - a medical history, and the local pediatrician and a nurse become one of the family members.
Song for the children's department (to the tune of "Top - Top"):
Stomp-stomp, baby stomps,
You're rushing to the hospital with your mom,
They will get a vaccination and an injection,
So that you can get better.
Top top, don't be afraid of them:
All in white and kindly robes,
There is nothing better and kinder in the world
Children's clinic doctors!
Top-top, top-top, very difficult,
Top-top, top-top, first steps.
Presenter: Together with the acquisition life experience a person acquires various diseases. And he goes with them to the beautiful clinic building. Here, at his leisure, he can walk on all floors and in each office they will receive him, listen to him, and give him good advice and a recipe.
Song for the clinic (to the tune of "Aty - Baty, the soldiers were coming"):
If your teeth hurt or your chest feels hot,
Go to the clinic quickly, dear friend!
Here they will greet you with a smile, they will be able to treat you,
And, of course, you can get sick leave!
Here are x-rays and cardiograms.
And mothers bring their children here.
Any doctor here can see you.
And you can get everything tested here!
Presenter: In the same building there is a service, without which not a single medical worker can live, no matter how capable and talented he may be. Can you guess who I'm talking about? Yes, this is your dear accounting department!
Everything is in your hands.
Finance is power!
You are our almighty king and god!
Life without money seems hateful
If the chief accountant didn’t help!
Presenter: We wish hospital accountants to contact doctors as rarely as possible, and medical workers to meet with them as often as possible!
Song for accounting (to the tune of "A Stream Flows"):
The month has flown by, it's time to pay,
After all, we won’t be able to live long without a salary.
Everyone in our accounting department is beautiful.
Let's get the money and we're happy!
We say "thank you" to you,
Thank you for you.
Such an accountant is simply a treasure!
Everyone is happy to say “thank you”!
Presenter: If a person’s blood pressure has risen, his heart is acting up, his cough does not go away for a long time, he can be firmly confident that he will definitely talk to the staff of the therapeutic department for some time.
Song for the therapeutic department (to the tune of "Little Red Riding Hood's Song"):
If it's long - long - long,
If the cough does not go away,
If it gets hard for you,
Stomp, ride and run,
Perhaps, then of course,
That's probably true, true,
It's possible, it's possible, it's possible
You should go to therapy!
Ahh, you'll get a lot of injections here!
Ahh, there are still a hundred procedures in reserve!
Ah, there are doctors and nurses here,
Ahh, all habits heal,
Ahh, don’t come here to them!
Ahh, don’t come here to them!
Presenter: And if you ate something of poor quality or suddenly fell ill with some unknown disease, then, of course, they are eagerly waiting for you in the infectious diseases department.
Song for the infectious diseases department (to the tune of “Tick-tock, walkers”):
Why have you eaten too much again?
Why did you get so sick?
To ease the suffering,
Needs rinsing!
Tick-tock, little steps, the years fly by,
And in terms of infection, everything is fine with you - just great!
Presenter: They end up in this department completely unexpectedly and suddenly. And it is in this department that the sickest patients are the most severe, requiring great care from doctors and nurses. Which department am I talking about? Yes, this is a surgical department.
Song for the surgical department (to the tune of "Call me with you"):
Once again they are bringing us a patient in an ambulance -
Work again!
In the operating room the seconds are running,
Care for everyone!
Can we take trouble away from people again?
Can we save you from death?
Bring happiness to the sick?!
Call me to your place, I will come day and night,
I will always help you, even if you don’t want to.
I will ease your suffering, you will fall asleep and forget everything,
I want to help you, I want to help all people!
Just know it!!!
Presenter: We cannot remain silent and not say warm words of gratitude to our bosses or, as it is now fashionable to say, sponsors!
Song for chefs (to the tune of “Tell me what you need”):
And in our hospital it’s both light and cozy,
But don’t bother us with the repairs!
True, our bosses are golden guys.
And they always give us whatever you want!
I’m walking through the depot, the boss meets me:
"Here you go again, darling!
Make me a list of what I need, what I need,
I still won’t give you what you want!”
Our editors will never offend us either,
He will give you as many consultations as you want!
And he knows and sees all our problems,
But you can’t take money from him!
He says: “I can’t, life has changed dramatically,
I would be glad, but you can’t trample on a bubble!”
You, our dear ruler, help in any way you can,
We are whatever you want, whatever you want!
But we hope that our life will become better.
Yes, for a thousand rubles, not for a penny!
Our good bosses will call and say:
"Come and take whatever you want!"
Presenter: I propose to drink to our friends, to our dear sponsors, because it is very difficult to live without friends!
Presenter: And now I ask everyone to come to the table.
(Feast, games, dancing.)
Mummers have always been a symbol of a real holiday; fortunately, this tradition of dressing up and entertaining the public on behalf of their character has survived to this day. And today, costumed congratulations are the most favorite and brightest moments at any celebration: from small family holiday before the mass festivities.
Particularly popular are game moments in which guests dressed as different heroes not only congratulate the heroes of the occasion, but also engage in active or table competitions with the guests. We offer one of the options for such entertainment - comic skit"The Nurse's Arrival for the Holiday"
Comic scene script
At the height of the holiday, the “Nurse” suddenly appears, with a bag with a red cross over her shoulder, containing the necessary props for this.
Nurse (addresses guests): Hello my dear! And who feels bad here? I see everyone is fine. And why did they call then? There aren't enough crews in the city, and you're playing games here. Ooo! I see you’re doing well today, but tomorrow it won’t be so good! Tomorrow morning you will line up for an appointment with me. But I won’t be able to receive everyone, the reception time is limited, and there are so many of you. What should we do?.. Apparently we didn’t come in vain.
Well, first of all, let's not panic. Nerve cells take care. I'll give you some tips on how to get yourself out of stressful situation. (Approaches the guests one by one and gives advice and comic recipes on how to get rid of problems, each guest she turns to embodies)
Comic recipes for guests from a nurse
Get a hold of yourself (shows how to make a “castle”)
Swallow the insult (offers to drink a glass)
Treat yourself to joy ( treats you with candy)
Forget the problem (offers to hit with a child's hammer)
Break up an unbearable relationship (gives A4 sheet)
Stand your ground (shows a pose: hands on hips, legs apart)
Don't give up (shows how to raise your hands)
Become a star (shows the pose with feet wider than shoulder width, arms to the sides)
Whatever it is, smile (gives a picture of a smile on a stick and tries it on)
Find your luck (makes it possible to catch a star on a string)
See the world with different eyes (gives funny homemade or purchased glasses and puts them on the guest)
Active game with the audience
A healthy psyche is good, but you also need to look good. I'll show you the simplest trick on how to get yourself in order in the morning. By exercising daily, you can gain health, youth and a blooming appearance.
(musical accompaniment plays in the background)
1. ...Beauty, health and good spirits
Starts with a smile from ear to ear (shows, and everyone repeats the wide smile)
2. ...We speed up the blood so that they don’t get sick -
Let's knock our palms on our knees (shows, everyone repeats)
3. ...To prevent troubles from flowing.
Putting a reliable block on stress and anxiety (shows: arms crossed in front of you)
4. ...It's time to shake off the fatigue.
So that only pleasant bliss remains (we use our hands to shake off the water)
5 . Let's all listen to the rhythm of the heart. Is it good? (palm to heart)
Then let's clap our hands joyfully (clap)
6. And now again, at a faster pace with music, all the exercises: smile, knees, block, bliss, heart, joy (does it together with the guests). Now let’s just leave a smile and joy and clap for each other. Well done!
A toast from a nurse
And before I leave such wonderful patients, a few wishes and recommendations.
It sounds like a rap backing track or simply speaks in a recitative manner.
Friends, I wish you like a doctor
So that you all go to the doctor less often,
So that they completely forget what pills are,
So that your beloved children are healthy,
So that your heart beats like a motor,
So that you maintain your enthusiasm until old age!
So that you don’t know what a migraine is,
Do exercises every day.
I give instructions so that you don’t get sick
At work and at home, so that your nerves are spared,
So that your teeth never ache from pain,
So that the jaws in the mouth are not false.
So that your temperature is 36.6,
To keep your figure slim
Live so that the doctors say
We don't know him, we've never treated him.
I suggest...let's pour some wine
Let's drink to the bottom of our health!
By the way, I allow you to drink...a glass...another
(the guests drink; if there is a hero of the occasion, the nurse congratulates him separately and leaves)
Scalpels, syringes, people in white coats - complete horror? But not if it’s a medical party for a corporate event, on the occasion of a colleague’s birthday, Doctor’s Day, graduation from a university or medical school. Original competitions, dark humor, charming nurses - a great theme, even when neither the occasion nor the hero of the occasion has anything to do with medical practice!
Decor
To create a themed atmosphere, a hall designed in white is ideal - the main color of a medical-themed party. But the design should be bright and colorful, because this is a holiday. Less realism and more stylization so that guests don’t feel like they’re at a doctor’s appointment.
Auxiliary shades: red + blue, green, turquoise, orange, cherry or purple (or the colors of medical suits). For a corporate event, you can choose for decoration the color that predominates in the interior of the clinic.
The surroundings, clothing and the format of the party itself vary dramatically depending on the direction of the theme. Basic:
mental hospital- decor, attributes, entertainment, costumes and everything else, coupled with the epithet “crazy”. Guests in long-sleeved shirts, crazy experimental doctors, treats in bedpans, complete chaos, chaos and anarchy.
Hospital horrors- A common theme for Halloween celebrations. It’s similar to a madhouse, but more gruesome: fake body parts are used in the decoration of the hall/dishes, there is blood everywhere, toy scalpels, surgical saws.
Movie– the atmosphere is reminiscent of a film/series, guests try on the images of the main characters. Popular: Scrubs, Interns, House Doctor, Grey's Anatomy, ER.
« Medical party"– a youth party, usually in a club/private home. Minimum decor and snacks, maximum alcohol, dancing and sexy “nurses”. Perfect for pranks and juicy competitions, suitable for a modest budget.
The most popular way to organize a themed medical party is an associative cocktail. Any attributes are appropriate here - stylish, piquant, humorous, dark (depending on the occasion, the level of the event, the morals of the company).
We offer design ideas in a medical style without reference to any conventions:
- come up with a name for the holiday, make a poster, banner or poster to decorate the entrance: Medical party “Injection of fun”, Clinical case, Pill for boredom, Night duty, Ward No. “age of the birthday boy”;
- place a large glass vase with shoe covers at the entrance. Just for the ambience, there is no need to torture your friends by wearing these “shoes”;
- put up signs– Reception of tests on the toilet door, Disinfection above the sink, Dining room or Dispensing medications on the wall near the table with treats. There will be a treatment room near the bar/table with drinks, and sofas and other seating areas will be numbered rooms;
Are you organizing a birthday? Hang a stand with a photo of friends and a portrait of the birthday boy in the “Best Employee of the Year” center. In Photoshop, it’s easy to “draw” medical berets/caps on your friends.
- bouquets from multi-colored containers from shoe covers– make a hole at the bottom with a hot nail, place the box on a skewer. All that remains is to glue the paper petals around the lids and the leaves to the skewers-stems and place them in a vase;
- red topiaries (mini-trees) from insulin syringes – paint in desired color ball-blank, insert a skewer from below, often puncture the base with syringes. Foam plastic blanks are sold in craft stores (you can do it online, they cost pennies). Wrap the pot for the tree with a bandage or cover it with a bright plaster, throw cotton balls on the “ground”;
- Any thematic attributes will be useful for a medical party– dishes, tools, cutlery, figurines. You can take something from work to a corporate event. Many children have hospital play sets, ask your friends. Or print/draw suitable pictures and glue them onto a thick base;
- cardiogram on the wall– stick the red cord in a zigzag pattern or electric garland with red/blue lights. The cardiogram line can be depicted with acrylic on vases, the rim of white plates, and even on clothes;
- buy balloons in the colors chosen for decoration. Decorate some in a medical style - appliqués from self-adhesive film: a red cross wrapped around a bowl of snakes, syringes, douches. If it's a corporate event, order balloons with the company logo;
- medical gloves are a godsend for an imaginative organizer! Ideas:
- inflated with helium, they can easily cope with the role of balloons;
- slightly inflated and tied in a bun, they look like funny hedgehogs/suns;
- mold a palm from plasticine, put a glove on it, form a “hand” into a gesture thumb up, okay or Victoria (V). For compositions as independent decor on tables;
- on New Year in a medical style, assemble a Christmas tree from slightly inflated gloves. The base is a cardboard cone (put it through the holes of the cuff, tie it in a knot);
- against the background of the inscription “Welcome” there is a good-natured smiling face in a surgical cap (glue the face onto the already inflated “palm”) and two hands (plasticine inside) holding a huge enema.
Gloves come not only in white, but also in any color of the rainbow. You'll probably have to order them online - pharmacies usually sell standard blue/flesh pairs.
- hang posters, pictures, medical style posters to decorate the walls and create the right atmosphere. Lots of ideas:
- stills from the film, humorous comics, caricatures, demotivators;
- information posters like in hospitals (first aid for..., body structure, symptoms of the disease);
- ordinary x-rays, specific humor - scissors sticking out of the head, keys in the stomach) or the so-called. artistic x-ray (group portraits, with children or animals in arms, in unusual poses);
- USSR posters about the dangers of smoking/alcohol, the importance of the medical profession.
- All that remains is to decorate the room with garlands of thematic attributes:
- Fill syringes without a needle with water painted with gouache, collect them on a thread, tying the pistons with it;
- from multi-colored containers from shoe covers collected on a cord, colorful “beads” will be obtained. Translucent medicine jars can be attached to garland bulbs;
- white triangles with a red cross and/or a serpent with a bowl;
- gloves, hats, masks hung up to dry;
- any attributes against the background of triangles or silhouettes (print in a mirror image, glue directly on the thread).
Invitations
If you are planning a corporate event, a laconic card with the company logo will do. The text is semi-official, but friendly - still a celebration, not a challenge to the carpet. Other ideas:
- postcard in the form of a thematic attribute or parts of the body, if the party is specialized (ophthalmologists - eye, dentists - tooth);
- invitation in the form of a bandage package. The packaging is a stylized sealed envelope that will need to be torn. Inside is a rolled up sheet of paper with text (you can print a picture with the texture of a bandage);
- vitamin box or container, inside card + multi-colored dragee;
- invitation to a medical party in the form of a voucher(guests are both doctors and patients):
Dear Ivan Vasilyevich, in gratitude for your impeccable work, the management gives you a ticket to the sanatorium “ Boredom pill"! The wellness program includes life-giving infusions of the solution C2H5OH, anti-gloom diet, anti-stress entertainment and much more!
Suits
The dress code depends entirely on the format of the meeting. Even within a corporate event, options are possible: elegant outfits in a restaurant, comfortable clothes in nature, an informal costume party for staff. Let's take a closer look at the last option:
- medical suits for a party - the image of a doctor, orderly, nurse. Clothes can be either modest or very revealing. Rent or decorate with your own hands, for example, a purchased robe: shorten, sew on thematic symbols, put on stockings with garters. Accessories - a cap or beret, a fake thermometer sticking out of a pocket, a dangling stethoscope around the neck, a mask on the face;
Draw funny faces on the masks and stenciled inscriptions on the caps. Or hand out badges at the entrance: Doctor Ryumashkin, Nalivaiko, Smeshnetsky, Tostin, Pol-literologist.
- patients in pajamas, dressing gowns, sweatpants and other comfortable home-style clothes. One has a syringe sticking out of his buttocks (a toy one, of course), another has his head bandaged, the third generally looks like a mummy;
- a surgeon in a blood-stained apron, a pathologist with some poor guy's hand sticking out of his pocket. Or a character costume: Hannibal Lector, Dr. Evil, Queen, Dolittle, Aibolit, Watson, Zhivago, Bormental.
To decorate the hall and photo shoot, huge pills, syringes, enemas, thermometers, surgical instruments, crutches (draw, cut and glue on a thick base). Or toy attributes, if there is something suitable. On a large cardboard you can depict an ambulance, cut out the windows - you get a tantamaresque.
Menu, serving
It is often written that at a medical party the menu should be extremely healthy. But it's boring! Approach the menu as you would for any other holiday – the priorities are the tastes of the guests and the format of the event. But it’s worth thinking about the presentation in order to fit the treats into the medical style of the room’s decoration. Ideas:
- Decorate the skirt of a snow-white tablecloth and the corners of white napkins with thematic symbols to get away from banal “surgical” sterility;
- The dishes are one-color, the same shade that is used in the design. It is advisable that trays, serving dishes, tweezers, and other utensils be metal. Can be decorated dining area balloons silver color;
- pour ketchup and other sauces into dispensers for liquid soap(new ones, of course);
- print plates for dishes, labels for alcohol: medicine of happiness, anti-sadness, vitaminosis, gastroenterologist's nightmare, alcohol 96, tranquilizer, anesthetic “Seventh Heaven”;
- draw alcoholic drinks into large syringes without a needle, place them in glasses/vases with the spout up - injections of joy;
- multi-colored jelly cooled in syringes looks cool (and is funny too);
- desserts/drinks can be served in plastic containers for analyses, measuring cups, flasks, beakers;
- nuts in yogurt and marshmallows will become cotton swabs, crunchy sticks dipped in white chocolate will turn into ear sticks. “Rassmeshin” pills are bright dragees in large transparent containers or, conversely, portioned into cups;
- Decorate some menu items and the cake in a medical style: sprinkles, icing, mastic, toppers with pictures. You can bake cookies, pour chocolate, cut fruits and ham into the shapes of hearts, crosses, flasks, and plaster.
Entertainment
As a rule, a medical corporate event is not complete without creative performances by the staff. There are a huge number of thematic skits with humor, praise, advertising, etc. on the Internet, there is plenty to choose from. But you shouldn’t get carried away - continuous amateur theater can tire guests.
An informal scenario for a medical party is easier to come up with. For example, passing an exam (test competitions), rest in a sanatorium (procedures), one day in the hospital No. age of the birthday boy, medical commission (tests again), according to the plot of the film. The main idea is the same - maximum fun, fewer monologues from the presenter. We offer competitions suitable for any medical themed party scenario.
Comic quiz
Hand out pens and pictures of a girl in a bikini to guests/teams. The presenter reads out the names of body parts, everyone puts numbers where this part is located. Compare with the template from the presenter and determine who is closer to the truth.
- Umbilicus (navel)
- Glabella (space between eyebrows)
- Filtrum (vertical hollow between the upper lip and nose)
- Tragus (triangular cartilage “in front” of the auricle)
- Lunula (white crescent at the base of the nail)
- Axilla (armpit)
- Cilia (eyelash)
- Mamma (bust)
- Mandible (lower jaw)
For a medical corporate event, choose competitions that will not offend any of the guests. Those. only humorous, without a hint of checking the level of professionalism. For example, bandaging your head correctly for speed is a bad idea, but bandaging it with one hand while blindfolded is fine.
Best Laboratory Assistant of the Month
Relay race for 2 or more teams, racing. Start – a can of orange juice, finish – an empty can. The first player takes a glass for analysis, pours juice into it and runs to the finish line, pours the “analysis” into the team’s container, runs back, passes the glass to the next player. Who is faster, who has more juice in the “finish” jar.
Targeted injection
Made from foam plastic and a pattern glued on top (thin paper fits better), make a peach-shaped target. A dart acts as a syringe. You need to go not to the center, but to where the injections are given. You can put dots with a marker for clarity.
General ward
Two teams, two “queues” and a pair of cardboard thermometers. You need to pass the thermometer from the first to the last player in the chain, holding the thermometer under your armpit (without helping yourself with your hands, racing).
Prevention of boredom
Drink a certain drink from a test tube/measuring glass faster than your opponents, pouring it into your mouth with a pipette. The team option is to drink alcohol from a common container in the same way.
Ambulance
Draw red crosses on the ping pong balls and hand out 1 ball + syringe to the guests. You need to drive your “ambulance” to the finish line before others, moving the ball forward with a stream of air (pressing on the bag). You can extinguish candles with water from a syringe, knock down paper figures.
Whoever's gloves burst first, inflate them. Make mummies from bandage at speed. Build towers from test containers. Play pantomime or crocodile with honey. terms, attributes. Come up with medical-style toasts: I wish you stable well-being, acute happiness, recurring success, chronic health, incurable longevity!